Thursday, November 15, 2018

Religious Joke: Hunter Prays To Be Rescued From The Bear

In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the...

Rude Insulting Joke: Bus Driver Insults A Passenger’s Baby

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. With a grimace, the bus driver says, "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman, fuming, walks to...

Hilarious Fart Joke: A Woman Goes To Her Boyfriend’s Parents House For Dinner

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit...

Hilarious Joke: The Suspicious Father And His Three Beautiful Teenage Daughters

There once was a farmer whose wife had died and left him with three beautiful teenage daughters. Every weekend, when they went out on dates, the farmer would...

Hilarious Joke: Students Lie Their Way Out Of Missing A Final

Four friends were so confident that the weekend before final exams, they decided to go for a picnic and party with some friends up there. However, after...

Dumb Joke: A Blonde Was On Vacation In The Depths Of Louisiana

A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices. After unsuccessfully...

Clean Old Age Joke: Two Elderly People In a Trailer Park

There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a...

Hilarious Joke: Grandma Gets Called To Court – What She Reveals On The Witness Stand Shocks Everyone

In a court trial in a small town in Nebraska, the prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandma, to the stand. He walked up to her...

Hilarious Joke: Man Is Flabbergasted At These Pets Crazy Prices

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to...

Hilarious Joke: Old Lady Spends Her First Night In A Nursing Home

One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the...

Joke Of The Day: Two Marines Played A Mean Prank On An Army Soldier

Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before...

Hilariously Stupid Joke: A Blonde Being Asked To Climb A Pole

A group of guys were chatting with a hot good-looking blonde and, somewhat improbably, asked her to climb this pole that was conveniently nearby. For whatever reason, she...

Bad Arrogant Joke: The Prudish Son and the Sausage Factory

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his...

Animal Joke: Woman Gets Terrible News From Her Pet Duck’s Vet

A woman brought a very limp duck to a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened...

Hilarious Joke: A Journalist Interviewing A Mom-Of-8

A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine sent a journalist to her house for an interview. He asked her about the...

Hilarious Old Age Humor: Grandma Buys A Bumper Sticker, Never Expecting What It Would Get Her Into

Dear Granddaughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly...

Innocent Divorce Joke: A Mom Is Driving A Little Girl To Her Friends House For A Play Date

A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "How old are you?" "Honey, you are not...

Men Will Be Men Joke: A Man Is Dating Three Women And Wants To Decide Which To Marry

A millionaire businessman is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of...

Funny Revenge Joke Story – Man Left His Wife For His Secretary

After 37 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for his young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in his and his wife's multi-million...

Best Joke: A Woman Was Out Golfing Found Magical Frog

A woman was out golfing and hit the ball deep into the woods. When she went to look for it she found a frog in a trap. The...

Dumb Blonde Joke: Three Workers Are Sick And Tired Of What’s In Their Lunchboxes Every Day

Three construction workers on the seventy-fifth floor of an unfinished building take a break for lunch. The dark-haired man opens his lunchbox to find a pasta meal,...

Photographer Joke: He Was Eager To Take Off, But Never Expected His Pilot To Say This

Archie was told that a twin-engine plane would be waiting at the airport. Arriving at the airport he spotted a plane warming up outside the hanger. He jumped...

Husband Joke: Good Bar Joke That Always Makes Women Laugh

Jack woke up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas party. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he...

Hilarious Weird Joke: Preparing For The Funeral

When old Mr. O'Leary died, an elaborate wake was planned. In preparation, Mrs. O'Leary called the undertaker aside for a private little talk. "Please be sure to fasten...

Hilarious Dumb Joke: Two Hunters Are In The Woods When One

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out...

Stupid Joke: Blonde Walks Into A Doctors Office

Blonde walks into a doctors office and says: "Doctor, what's the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my leg, ouch! it...

Hilarious Clever Joke: Wealthy Man Asks The Bank For A Loan

Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan...