Mr. Funny

A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' room. Finally one morning he goes to...

One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the...

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully… If I gave...

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play...

A woman is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat...

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each...

A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived...

At a bar, Archie approaches Zoe, a pretty girl drinking by herself. He tries to make conversation, offers to buy her a drink, when suddenly she yells, "No,...

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!...

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,...

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell...

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What's the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in...

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day,...

A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. The magazine wanted to show the heroic work of...

The banker saw his old friend Tom, an 80-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it...

An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your...

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball...

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent, but had not phoned in. Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialed...