Hilarious All Time Best Women Joke: New Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City,...
Where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is...
Hilarious Marriage Joke: Wife V/S Best Husband In The World
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club.
After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.
Suddenly a mobile...
Hilarious Comedy Joke Of The Day: Lady V/S Gentleman In Bus
Joke Title: Acquainted
This lady that was wearing a tight skirt was waiting at the bus stop to get onto the bus.
A bus pulled up and the...
Naughty Joke: Married Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy In 3 Words
A woman (mom) was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night,
when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a...
Hilarious Dirty Husband Wife Joke Of The Day: Beard Love?
A married man was visiting his "girlfriend",
When she requested that he shave his beard.
"Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see...
Hilarious & Naughty Smart Wife Joke: Present For Husband
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The...
Hilarious Comedy Joke: Old Woman Want To Test Sons-in-law
Joke Title: Test
An old woman had 3 daughters.
One day she decided to test her Sons-in-law.
One day she was walking along a lakeshore with the first son-in-law.
Purposefully,...
Dentist’s Dirty Wisdom: Hilariously Naughty Doctor Joke
A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.
The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man.
"No way! No needles! I...
Dirty Husband Wife Hilarious Joke: No More Bad Headaches?
A woman comes home and tells her husband,
"Remember those Headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?"
the husband asks, "What happened?"
His wife...
Best Dirty Joke Of The Day: Bad Woman & Her Daytime Affair
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to...
Hilarious, Short And The Best One Liner Jokes Collection
Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."
"What did one ghost say to another?"
"Do you believe in people?"
My friend...
Hilarious School Joke: Little Johnny In The Science Class
In a school science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put...
Old Age Hearing Problem: Comedy Husband Wife Joke
An elderly man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure how...
Dirty Parrots Hilarious Joke: A Woman Approaches A Priest
Joke Title: Who Needs Prayers?
A lady approaches a priest and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem.
I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know...
Hilarious Comedy Joke: Two Lawyers V/S Pregnant Secretary
Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary.
One day the secretary announced she was pregnant.
They told her...
Hilarious Dumb Joke Of The Day: Blonde V/S Selling Old Car
Judi tried to sell her old car.
She was having a lot of problems selling it because the car had 250,000 miles on the odometer.
One day, she...
Hilarious Family Joke: Teacher v/s Kids Moral Of The Story
A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it,
and to return the next...
Hilarious Witty Joke: Judge Can’t Judge The Smart Lawyer
A young lawyer was defending a wealthy businessman in a complicated lawsuit.
Unfortunately, the evidence was against his client, and he feared the worst.
So the lawyer asked...
Hilarious Bad Comedy Joke: Husband Dials His Wife At Home
Joke Title: This Is The Maid
A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answers the woman.
"We...
Death Of The Bad Boss: Hilarious Office Joke Of The Day
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead:
"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and...
Hilarious Dirty Lawyer Joke Of The Day: Certain Things In Life
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.
"May I help you?" she...
Hilarious Dirty Friendship Joke Of The Day: Honesty Is Best Policy
Jack decided to go skiing with his best friend buddy, Bob.
So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got...
Hilarious Elderly Comedy Joke Of The Day: 3 Old Age Guys
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man.
"You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there...
Hilarious Dirty Comedy Joke: 85 Year Old Grandpa V/S Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital.
"How are you grandpa?" he asks.
"Feeling fine," says the old man.
"What's the food like?"
"Terrific, wonderful menus."
"And...
Hilarious Dirty Party Joke Of The Day: Bad Night Game Who Am I?
One Monday morning a guy was in the neighborhood on his usual route.
As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars are in...
Hilarious Adult Irish Humor Joke: Married Irishman’s Confession On Affair
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest,
"I almost had an affair with another woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
The...
Hilarious Best Joke Of The Day: Elderly Women V/S Speed Limit
A Police Officer was waiting along the side of a highway waiting to catch speeding drivers.
There weren't as many violators this day as usual.
The State Police...
