Story Joke: Little Johnny And The Moral Of The Story
One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the...
Silly Joke: How Many Cats Would You Have Johnny?
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully… If I gave...
Hilarious Joke: A Blonde And A Lawyer On A Flight
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play...
Stupid Joke: A Woman Is Overweight, So Her Doctor Puts Her On A Diet
A woman is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat...
Naughty Joke: Three Men Were Put To The Test As They Arrived In Heaven
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said,
"You must each...
Animal Joke: Man Finds A Gorilla In His Backyard
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree.
He called a gorilla removal service,
and soon a serviceman arrived...
She Completely Humiliates Him In A Bar. But What Happens Next? Didn’t See That Coming
At a bar, Archie approaches Zoe, a pretty girl drinking by herself.
He tries to make conversation, offers to buy her a drink, when suddenly she yells,
"No,...
Husband Wife Joke: Wife Was Making A Breakfast Of Fried Eggs
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!...
Best Joke: An 85-year-old Man Was Requested By His Doctor
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said,...
Hilarious Joke: Little April Was Not The Best Student
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell...
Naughty Wife Joke: A Male Driver Is Pulled Over By A Cop
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in...
Husband Joke: A Very Sick Man Had A Sudden Moment Of Clarity
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day,...
Stupid Joke: An Airplane Flying Over Yellowstone
A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park.
The magazine wanted to show the heroic work of...
Hilarious Joke: The Banker Meeting His Old Rancher Pal
The banker saw his old friend Tom, an 80-year old rancher, in town.
Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it...
Smart Old Couple Joke: News of a Divorce to the Kids
An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says,
"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your...
Naughty Joke: The Girl’s Round of Golf Just Went Awry
Two women were playing golf.
One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball...
Naughty Kids Joke: I Wonder Where the Heck My Employee Is
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent, but had not phoned in.
Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialed...
Hilarious Joke: 3 Year Old Daughter’s Nighttime Prayers
A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying,
"God bless Mommy, God...
