Mr. Funny

Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said: "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and...

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to...

After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over,... was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk...

Joke Title: Laugh... With Viagra At school little Johnny's class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and...

A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he dusted it off, a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. "I'd love an...

Santa Singh gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. He has never been on an airplane anywhere and gets excited and tense. As soon as he...

This is Awesome, One smart father goes to his son. Father: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice" Son: "I will choose my own bride!" Father:...

The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple...

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend, "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the...

The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you. We have some Mallus up here in Heaven & they are causing...

Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai? Patient: Doctor saheb.. Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai. Doctor: dawai khali thi kya? Patient : Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi...

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: #1. They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that. #2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down...

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking company's...

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized...

A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo Japan. Realising he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting he called down to the desk...

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when...

Joke Title: "SUPPLIES" There friends an Irishman, a Russian and a Japanese man, all set out on a journey looking for work. They go by a quiet little dusty...

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great...

Two police officers saw an old woman staggering out a local bar, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink,... and instead of...

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins...

James is alone in the bedroom when his beautiful wife opens the door and walks in. "James," she whispers, "Take off my shirt." "James," she whispers, "Take off...

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The...

After numerous rounds of,... "We don't even know if Osama bin Laden is still alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own hand...

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The...

Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft. Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have...

Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at 4.44 A.M. by his ringing telephone... "Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said...

I accompanied my wife to a parlor when she went to get a haircut. While reading a magazine, I found a hairstyle quite nice,... and I just asked...