Mr. Funny

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in...

Joke Title: Give Me A Break Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the...

One American Couple went to Africa for their Honeymoon. While walking on the countryside they saw one beautiful lake. There was one little boy standing and enjoying the...

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,... waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined...

Rocket to Moon On the first night of honeymoon the wife crazy husband says, "My sweet darling, I am going to take you to moon tonight." The impatient wife...

Laughter - The best medicine Prince Charles & Sardarji (Santa) were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine." Sardar thinks "how poetic." Sardar (Santa) says, "pass the custard...

There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant; Alas, he couldn't afford to feed it. He'd never seen an elephant jump with all 4 feet...

Marriage... in different directions... Before the marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about...

Wonderful coffee Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today. Waiter:...

Bob was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge,.. so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store,...

Mrs. Speidell, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting. "My husband insists I come to these meetings because he would rather screw...

Three Khoja friends meet after many years. Two of them have just returned from spending some years in the new motherland, Canada. The first one says, "When I went...

Joke Title: Cough It Up A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding One money coin. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and gasping...

LIFE AFTER DEATH: "Do you believe in life after death?" The boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, sir," the new employee replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," The...

Dear Mr. Bill Gates, This letter is from Banta Singh Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring...

Joke Title: One Happy Judge A schoolteacher was given a ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge for immediate...

80,000 Pathans meet in the Peshawar Stadium for a "Pathans Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that...

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said: "Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself...

There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible? * * * * * * ANSWER: THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER. Woman in bed...

A Proof of which Gender is Intelligent An English professor wrote the words: "A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to...

An Englishman, an Scotsman and our Santa went on a mountain climbing expedition together. Everything was going fine until one day, while they were walking along a...

A very 'straight and honest' girl is going to Town. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice: "Daughter, when you're in Town and if you're looking...

A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar,.. so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?"...

The only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from BC...

Young Man: "Sir, may I know the time, please?" Old Man: "Certainly not." Young Man: "Sir, but why? What are you going to lose, if you tell me...

Finding one of her student Little Johnny making faces at others on the playground,.. Ms. Smith stopped to gently scold the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher...

Joke Title: What is the most damaging food? A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to...