Mr. Funny

An Englishman, an Scotsman and our Santa went on a mountain climbing expedition together. Everything was going fine until one day, while they were walking along a...

A very 'straight and honest' girl is going to Town. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice: "Daughter, when you're in Town and if you're looking...

A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar,.. so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?"...

The only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from BC...

Young Man: "Sir, may I know the time, please?" Old Man: "Certainly not." Young Man: "Sir, but why? What are you going to lose, if you tell me...

Finding one of her student Little Johnny making faces at others on the playground,.. Ms. Smith stopped to gently scold the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher...

Joke Title: What is the most damaging food? A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to...

The Maid asked for a pay raise. Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?" Maria: "Well Madam, there are three...

Lady : Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Government. Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I...

A farmer got in his truck and drove to a neighbouring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy, about nine, opened the door. "Is your...

A man went to an auction and bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid...

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN...

A Police Officer was waiting along the side of a highway waiting to catch speeding drivers. There weren't as many violators this day as usual. The State Police...

Lalu Prasad Yadav driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls...

George was planning on going out with "The Boys" when his wife told him that he wasn't leaving the house. George's Wife: "The last time you went...

John bought his new colleague, Peter, home for dinner. As they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and kissed him passionately. "My...

A minister gave a talk to the community center on sex. When he got home, he couldn't tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he...

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he...

One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid...

A couple went to a sex therapists office at ABC Hospital. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us having...

A young man was so paranoid about the size of his penis that he could never work up the courage to have sex. Then one day he...

Joke Title: A Month Overdue Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news, I'm a month overdue....

Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it,.. "yesterday once more". They...

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby is born, they...

I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer. A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker...

Peter called his doctor's office for an appointment. "I'm sorry," said the receptionist, "we can't fit you in for at least two weeks." "But I could be dead by...

Joke Title: Engineers defined like this Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said: "Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so...