Mr. Funny

A young lawyer was defending a wealthy businessman in a complicated lawsuit. Unfortunately, the evidence was against his client, and he feared the worst. So the lawyer asked...

A woman (mom) was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a...

In a school science class four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put...

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club. After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile...

The income tax officer decides to audit businessman Kewalramani, and summons him to the income tax office. The officer is not surprised when Kewalramani shows up with...

Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" Wife: "I couldn't lift the table." "What did one ghost say to another?" "Do you believe in people?" My friend...

Joke Title: Mr. Paddy Doctor wanted to get off work and play golf, so he approached his assistant Paddy. "I am going golfing tomorrow Paddy and I don't...

Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband. And...

A rich Arab was admitted to the Lilavati Hospital in Mumbai for a heart transplant. Prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood type...

There was a good old barber in Town. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and...

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the...

Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain! Girl: Tum aisivaisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy: Bilkul nahi! Girl: To phir rehne do... kya fayda. Ravan was sent to court &...

In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India. She was registered to stay in...

An Indian Malayali guy named "Anantharaman Subbaraman" arrived at the New York airport,... and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hours for the authorities...

A man, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to his wife, "I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly and out of shape. Pay me...

Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died. 1st ghost : How u died? 2nd ghost : I died of cold. 1st ghost : How does it...

One night 4 college students were playing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they...

One day Jack's dad bought a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the...

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an occupational benefit why...

Once in a kindergarten, a teacher asked all students to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family". One student gets the lowest marks for writing...

Dorothy was very upset because her husband Albert had just passed away. She goes to the mortuary to look at her dearly departed, and the instant she...

A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." "What's the problem?" the doctor inquired. "Well,...

Once, there was a bear and a rabbit and they hated each other. The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a magical talking tree. The tree said: "I...

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk, he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George...

Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly...

Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at...

After a terrible cruise shipwreck, famous beauty and actress Scarlett Johansson finds herself alone on a deserted island. Hours pass, and only one other man makes it...