Mr. Funny

One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window. "I'll give you a large...

On his Birthday, a man named Peter was really upset because none of his family members or near and dear ones wished him. As he walked into...

A man is talking to the family doctor "Doc, I think my wife is going deaf." The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to...

3 guys go to hell, when they get there they meet the devil, who tells them there's a way to get to heaven. The Devil explains that...

A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except...

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand,"...

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that truck?!" He calmly...

Here are some words of advice and comfort for all you ladies out there. Get ready to do what you do best: laugh your heart out! Don't...

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to...

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a Psychiatrist and told him...

Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the...

A photographer, who was also a confirmed atheist, decided to go into the woods to capture photos of the fall foliage. It was a beautiful day: fall...

Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day. One day...

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, "How about...

An old, old man was lying in his death bed upstairs. His most favorite food in the world was chocolate chip cookies. As he lay there, gasping for...

One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds...

A couple want to have children but the wife can't get pregnant, so they go to see a priest for advice. The priest tells them they came...

A lawyer had just bought a fancy new car, and was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere...