Mr. Funny

A man finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates to heaven. In front of them, stands a guardian angel....

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They go back to his place, and as he shows her...

Paddy and his two good friends were sitting at a bar, talking about their wives. "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician," his first...

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband - who was a big...

A woman named Jill stood up at her church's Testimony Meeting one Sunday morning, took the microphone from one of the church ushers, and bared her soul to...

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother pitches a fit, telling her not to dare go...

On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and his blonde wife in Newcastle were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are...

An Arab family residing in Europe was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing home. All the Arab Facilities were completely full, so they had to put...

Husband went to the police station to report that his wife was missing... Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant:...

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested the young one accompany him on...

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. Things in the bedroom hadn't been good for a while, so they were going at it...

A 60 year old Arab man lived in New York. He loved to plant potatoes in his garden. But he was alone, old and weak. His son was in...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door...

A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What"s wrong?" The man replied, "My wife...

There was a man who couldn't stand his wife's cat. So, one day, he decided to get rid of him by dumping him a long way away...

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman (old age friends) were having coffee in St. Peters Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a...

A man in his mid-forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was...

When the math professor's wife returns home from work, she finds an envelope on the living room table. She opens it and finds a letter from her husband: "My...

A teacher said to her class, "Right, I'm going to hold something under the desk and I want you to guess it. This one is round and red." Little...

A 5-year old girl went to visit her grandmother one day. She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture. At one point, she looked up and...

The medics rushed Mr. Sol Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently due to a massive heart attack. The doctors work on him...

Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates...

Ron, an elderly smart man in Australia, had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond at the back. It was properly shaped for...

Ole and Lena are having love in their bedroom. Ole says, "Lena, did you know that there are 117,000 musk ox in Alaska?" Lena says, "No, I didn't." Ole...

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture...

If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will enjoy this. A company, feeling it was time...

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each...