Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Dumb Blonde Joke: Three Workers Are Sick And Tired Of What’s In Their Lunchboxes Every Day

Three construction workers on the seventy-fifth floor of an unfinished building take a break for lunch. The dark-haired man opens his lunchbox to find a pasta meal,...

Photographer Joke: He Was Eager To Take Off, But Never Expected His Pilot To Say This

Archie was told that a twin-engine plane would be waiting at the airport. Arriving at the airport he spotted a plane warming up outside the hanger. He jumped...

Husband Joke: Good Bar Joke That Always Makes Women Laugh

Jack woke up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas party. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he...

Hilarious Weird Joke: Preparing For The Funeral

When old Mr. O'Leary died, an elaborate wake was planned. In preparation, Mrs. O'Leary called the undertaker aside for a private little talk. "Please be sure to fasten...

Hilarious Dumb Joke: Two Hunters Are In The Woods When One

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out...

Stupid Joke: Blonde Walks Into A Doctors Office

Blonde walks into a doctors office and says: "Doctor, what's the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my leg, ouch! it...

Hilarious Clever Joke: Wealthy Man Asks The Bank For A Loan

Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan...

Hilarious Cat Joke: Please Lord, Make Me Comfortable In Heaven

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is...

Funny Short Joke: A Man On Mount Sinai Speaking To God

A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai and gets close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million...

Hilarious Joke: An 80 Year Old Man Was Having His Checkup

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an...

Dentist Joke: This Guy Can’t Stop Washing His Hands

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the...

Hilarious Wife Joke: Man Was Ignoring His Wife’s Requests

Kate was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner. Her husband Paul was in the living room drinking a beer and watching the game. "Honey, you need to come...

Court Joke: Lawyer Is Trying To Discredit A Police Officer In Trial

A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial. "Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?" he asked. "No sir," the policeman responded,...

Hilarious Woman Joke: The Widow and the $30,000 Funeral

Joe passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend. "Well, I'm sure...

Hilarious Story Joke: A Man Looking For the Perfect Woman

Adam, a very good looking successful man decided that it was his birthright to marry only a perfect and equally beautiful woman so that they would...

Naughty Flirting Joke: A Cowboy Walks Into A Bar And Takes

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his...

Old Age Joke: An Elderly Couple Watching Television

An Elderly couple... sitting down watching television when the commercials come on, the husband smiles at his wife and says, "I would love some ice cream right now." His wife...

Dirty Mind Joke: A 6th-grade Lesson On Human Anatomy

The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood...

Embarrassing Joke: Lady Was Making A Purchase At The Store

A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one...

Hilarious Joke: A Man Came Into A Bar With A Strange Box

A man walks into a watering hole with a large box and takes a seat at the bar. The bartender, curious, asks, "What's in the box?" The man...

Cute Joke: A Three Year Old Walked Over To A Pregnant Lady

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so...

Stupid Joke: A Dumb Woman Asks For A Job At The Police Station

A dumb blonde named Barbara walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can't just turn her away, and orders a desk...

Worst Joke Ever: Man Found A Sale For A Talking Dog

A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in...

Stupid Joke: There Was A Preacher Who Fell In The Ocean

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly...

Clean Joke: One Day Little Johnny Was Digging A Hole

One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard. The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate. "Hello Johnny, what are you up to?" he asked. "My goldfish...

Hilarious Joke: A Blind Man Enters A Bar And Find His Way

A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells...

Innocent Naughty Joke: Two Boys See a Naked Woman By the Stream

One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One boy went over to the bush to check out some noises. He pointed out a woman bathing...