A teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said:
"Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying:
"That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman,...
In a court trial in a small town in Nebraska, the prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandma, to the stand.
He walked up to her and asked, "Mrs. Williams, do you know who I am?"
She answered, "Of course I know who you are, Mr. Rawley.
I've known you since you were a little boy, and honestly, you're a disappointment.
You...
One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.
The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seems okay but after a while she slowly starts to lean...
