A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.
While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper,
"I'll have a C monkey please."
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey.
He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the...
Reaching the end of a job interview,...
The Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT,
"And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The Engineer said,
"In the neighborhood of $225,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer said,
"Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation,
14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement...
A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train,...
Headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita.
They can find no place to sit except for two seats,..
Right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer are interested in each other,..
Because they are giving...
There was a good old barber in Town.
One day a florist goes to him for a haircut.
After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:
"I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service."
Florist is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop,...
A Guy was chatting with a female (never met her directly).
(Background, both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's )
Hero: Hey...GM ()... How's u doing today?
Female: VGM... Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat.
Hero: wow... am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find...
An Engineer was unemployed for a long time.
He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside:
"Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000."
One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.
Doctor: "I have lost taste in my mouth."
Engineer: "Nurse, please...
An engineer crosses a road when a frog calls out to him,
"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bends over, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket.
The frog speaks up again and says,
"If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The engineer...
