A Guy was chatting with a female (never met her directly).
(Background, both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's )
Hero: Hey...GM ()... How's u doing today?
Female: VGM... Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat.
Hero: wow... am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find...
An Engineer was unemployed for a long time.
He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside:
"Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000."
One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.
Doctor: "I have lost taste in my mouth."
Engineer: "Nurse, please...
An engineer crosses a road when a frog calls out to him,
"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bends over, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket.
The frog speaks up again and says,
"If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The engineer...
A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita.
They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer are interested in each other, because...
