Wednesday, January 23, 2019
Hilarious Desi Gujju Indian Hindi English Khichdi Jokes: Praful & Hansa
Decide Hansa : Praful "Decide" matlab? Praful : "Decide" Hansa ... vo Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na .... "A side" -- "B side" .... toa "C-side" ... "D- side" ---> "Decide" Mature Hansa : Mature matlab???? Praful: jab apna mahesh... chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ????? Hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do.. "MAIN...
Hilarious Best Gujarati Marriage Humor Short Joke: RSVP & Gujju Kanjibhai
Kanjibhai was preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers in India. Kanjibhai was not very good at English so he asked the printer to help him. After the printer had presented Kanjibhai with a draft, Kanjibhai quickly pointed out that the RSVP was missing. The printer was surprised by Kanjibhai's knowledge and asked him if Kanjibhai knew what it meant. * * * * * * * * Kanjibhai was...
Indian Gujarati Humor Joke: Kanjibhai Likes Chinese Food Culture
Kanjibhai walked into a Chinese restaurant one day and placed his order. While he was waiting for his food to be prepared, he struck up a conversation with the old Chinese man who was the proprietor of the shop. The conversation turned to culture and knowledge. "I am intrigued by how wise you Chinese people are," Kanjibhai said. "Yes," replied the Chinaman, "Our culture...
Indian Gujarati Humor Joke: Kanjibhai's Tailor Marcus Pincus
Kanjibhai and Ramjibhai, two very religious Gujarati men, visited Marcus Pincus the tailor to have new black suits made. When they went to pick up the suits, Kanjibhai looked at his suit very carefully; held it up to the light, walked over to the window and examined it more carefully and then proclaimed, "Marcus, this suit is navy blue. It's not black!" "Trust...
Indian Gujju Humor Joke: Gujarati Kanjibhai Visits A Specialist Doctor
Our Gujarati Kanjibhai when he got ill and decides that he needs to visit a doctor. In the doctor's waiting room, he tries to find out a bit about the doctor. He asks the man sitting next to him if the doctor is a specialist. The man replies that the doctor specializes in 'everything'. Kanjibhai thinks about this and looks nervous. He asks the...
Indian Gujarati Humor Joke: Kanjibhai's Medical Examination Bill
Following Kanjibhai's physical examination,.. Dr. Jayesh Shah sent his patient a bill. A month went by without a remittance,.. so the office sent a reminder letter, then another bill, and then another reminder letter,.. and then another, but no payment came. Finally the Doctor sent Kanjibhai a pathetic letter,.. claiming desperately strained circumstances and enclosing a snapshot of his infant daughter. On the back of the...