Wednesday, January 23, 2019
Best Indian Desi PJ Doctor Patient Joke In Hindi English: Dawaai
Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai? Patient: Doctor saheb.. Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai. Doctor: dawai khali thi kya? Patient : Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi. Doctor: Arey... mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya. Patient: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi. Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya? Patient: Oho,...
Hilarious Dirty Non Veg English Hindi Jokes: Pappu Ki Clean Soch
One Girl ask to Pappu : woh kia hai jo cow ke paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? * * * Pappu : legs. Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? * * * Pappu: paisay. Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain. * * * Pappu: neend puri karte hain. Girl :...
Hilarious Desi Gujju Indian Hindi English Khichdi Jokes: Praful & Hansa
Decide Hansa : Praful "Decide" matlab? Praful : "Decide" Hansa ... vo Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na .... "A side" -- "B side" .... toa "C-side" ... "D- side" ---> "Decide" Mature Hansa : Mature matlab???? Praful: jab apna mahesh... chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ????? Hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do.. "MAIN...
Hilarious Indian Best Non Veg Hindi English Dirty Joke: Bad Family Planning
Lalu and Rabri already had 13 children and decided to seek medical advise on how to avoid further pregnancies without interrupting their sex life. They go to a doctor in Patna who tells them that Lalu would have to undergo vasectomy. The doctor explains the procedure and says it is very simple. He tells Lalu to light a Diwali atom bomb in...
Hilarious Clean Indian Marriage Humor: Don't Marry Desi Girls Joke
Don't Marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on you. Don't Marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all indians. Don't Marry IDEA girl, she touches you tommorrow. Don't Marry RELAINCE (Jio) girl, she takes you in her mutthi mein. Don't Marry BPL girl, she belives in the best and leave you for the rest. Marry only HUTCH (Vodafone) girl, she follows you where ever you go!
Hilarious Non Veg Indian Hindi English Husband Wife In Train Dirty Joke: Roti
A couple was traveling on a train going on honeymoon. The train was full So they had to share the coach with an old man. The man turned to his wife and said when we want to make love we must say "LETS MAKE ROTI", So they continued made love the entire night. In the morning the husband asks how many Rotis did...
Best Hilarious Desi Indian English Hindi Joke Of The Day: Electricity
Teacher is teaching science & the topic is "electricity". Teacher: to a Boy, beta what I have written on white board? Boy: mam "eletratity". Teacher: No pronounce correctly it is electricity. Boy: "eletratity". Teacher: no electricity. Boy: "eletratity". Teacher: after some time, ok call your Father tomorrow. Father came next day... Teacher: your son is called eletratity to electricity. I made him understand a lot that it is...
Best Hilarious Indian Desi PJ Safe For Work Office Joke: Interview
Officer : What Is Your Name? Candidate : M P. Sir. Officer : Tell Me Properly. Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir. Officer : Your Father's Name? Candidate : M P. Sir. Officer : What Does That Mean? Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir. Officer : Your Native Place. Candidate : M P. Sir. Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh? Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir. Officer : What Is Your Qualification? Candidate :...
Hilariously Best Indian Hindi English Parrot Joke: Aam Hai Kya?
Part 1 A parrot (popat) goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... "Aam hai kya?" The shopkeeper says ... "Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte." Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him ... "Aam hai kya?" He gets a little irritated and says... "Aare Bola na, Hum Aam nahi Bechte." On the third day, the parrot goes again and...
Hilarious & Short Best Hindi English Indian Bania Jokes
Train mein ek mosquito Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. woh us ko pakad ke kha gaya. Fir ek matchar Baniya ke sip pe aa baitha. Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha "khareedoge kya ? !!!" Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh ek saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge? Baniya's son: Kutch...
Indian Short Shayari Jokes In Hindi English: Desi Doze Ka Tadka
Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai. Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai ... Paisa apka ... Faisla apka ... Jaago Graahak Jaago !!! Funny but true fact !! A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband, A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife...
Indian Humor Desi PJ Hindi Joke In English: My Trip To Delhi
Ek din, main Delhi pahuncha, Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha. Coolie ne kaha: "Bahar jaake poocho." Maine khud hi rasta dhundh liya, Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha: "Bhai saab Lal Kile ka kitna loge?" Jawab mila: "Bechna nahi hai." Taxi chhod, maine bus pakad li, Conductor se pooncha: "Ji, kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?" Wo gurrra kar bola: "Hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette...
Indian Humor: Short Hilarious Desi Santa Banta Jokes In English Hindi
One day Santa professor asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking... Santa: My mobile bill how much? Call center girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status. Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y? When...
Indian Humor: Enjoy Completely Hilarious Jokes In Hindi Desi PJs
Enjoy this... 1) Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon... . . Waah! Waah! . . Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon... . . Waah! Waah! . . . Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon..!! 2) Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter.... . . Waah! Waah! . . Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter.... . . Waah! Waah! . . . Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre..!! 3) Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii.... . . Waah! Waah! . . Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ... . . Waah! Waah! . . . Phool Ko...