Wednesday, January 23, 2019
Hilarious Clean Desi Indian Joke Of The Day: Sardar On The Plane
Santa Singh gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. He has never been on an airplane anywhere and gets excited and tense. As soon as he boards the plane, a Boeing 747, he started jumping in excitement, running from seat to seat and shouting, "BOEING ! BOEING !! BOEING !!! BO....". The pilot in the cockpit hears the noise and annoyed...
Hilarious Indian Desi Mallu (Kerala Wala) Joke: Mallus In Heaven
The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you. We have some Mallus up here in Heaven & they are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Lungis and Kerala saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes and BMW's instead of the chariots, and they're...
Best Indian Desi PJ Doctor Patient Joke In Hindi English: Dawaai
Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai? Patient: Doctor saheb.. Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai. Doctor: dawai khali thi kya? Patient : Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi. Doctor: Arey... mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya. Patient: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi. Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya? Patient: Oho,...
Hilarious Indian Computer IT Humor Joke: Santa Banta's Letter To Bill Gates
Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft. Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you...
Indian Hilarious Marriage Humor Short Story Joke: Kahani Me Password Twist
A SHORT STORY Reena was about to leave office after finishing her work. She got a call from her husband Abhishek, Reena (R): "Hello, yes Abhishek ". Abhishek (A): "Reena, can you open my gmail and get a print out of the mail from that US consultant I forgot to take it in my office." (R): "Yes, I can, I need your password." (A): "sonal22091980" (R):...
Hilarious Dirty Non Veg English Hindi Jokes: Pappu Ki Clean Soch
One Girl ask to Pappu : woh kia hai jo cow ke paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? * * * Pappu : legs. Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? * * * Pappu: paisay. Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain. * * * Pappu: neend puri karte hain. Girl :...
Hilarious Desi Gujju Indian Hindi English Khichdi Jokes: Praful & Hansa
Decide Hansa : Praful "Decide" matlab? Praful : "Decide" Hansa ... vo Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na .... "A side" -- "B side" .... toa "C-side" ... "D- side" ---> "Decide" Mature Hansa : Mature matlab???? Praful: jab apna mahesh... chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ????? Hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do.. "MAIN...
Hilarious Best Gujarati Marriage Humor Short Joke: RSVP & Gujju Kanjibhai
Kanjibhai was preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers in India. Kanjibhai was not very good at English so he asked the printer to help him. After the printer had presented Kanjibhai with a draft, Kanjibhai quickly pointed out that the RSVP was missing. The printer was surprised by Kanjibhai's knowledge and asked him if Kanjibhai knew what it meant. * * * * * * * * Kanjibhai was...
Hilarious Indian Best Non Veg Hindi English Dirty Joke: Bad Family Planning
Lalu and Rabri already had 13 children and decided to seek medical advise on how to avoid further pregnancies without interrupting their sex life. They go to a doctor in Patna who tells them that Lalu would have to undergo vasectomy. The doctor explains the procedure and says it is very simple. He tells Lalu to light a Diwali atom bomb in...
Hilarious Clean Indian Marriage Humor: Don't Marry Desi Girls Joke
Don't Marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on you. Don't Marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all indians. Don't Marry IDEA girl, she touches you tommorrow. Don't Marry RELAINCE (Jio) girl, she takes you in her mutthi mein. Don't Marry BPL girl, she belives in the best and leave you for the rest. Marry only HUTCH (Vodafone) girl, she follows you where ever you go!
Hilarious Non Veg Indian Hindi English Husband Wife In Train Dirty Joke: Roti
A couple was traveling on a train going on honeymoon. The train was full So they had to share the coach with an old man. The man turned to his wife and said when we want to make love we must say "LETS MAKE ROTI", So they continued made love the entire night. In the morning the husband asks how many Rotis did...
Best Hilarious Desi Indian English Hindi Joke Of The Day: Electricity
Teacher is teaching science & the topic is "electricity". Teacher: to a Boy, beta what I have written on white board? Boy: mam "eletratity". Teacher: No pronounce correctly it is electricity. Boy: "eletratity". Teacher: no electricity. Boy: "eletratity". Teacher: after some time, ok call your Father tomorrow. Father came next day... Teacher: your son is called eletratity to electricity. I made him understand a lot that it is...
Best Hilarious Indian Desi PJ Safe For Work Office Joke: Interview
Officer : What Is Your Name? Candidate : M P. Sir. Officer : Tell Me Properly. Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir. Officer : Your Father's Name? Candidate : M P. Sir. Officer : What Does That Mean? Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir. Officer : Your Native Place. Candidate : M P. Sir. Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh? Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir. Officer : What Is Your Qualification? Candidate :...
Hilarious Indian Punjabi Sardar VS Donald Trump Joke: Singh is Always THE King
Without any prejudice... Donald Trump was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hello, Mr. Trump!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Sardar Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab... I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!" "Well, Gurmukh," Trump replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your...
Best Indian Non Veg Humor Joke: Gorgeous Woman & Flight Of Fantasy
A man boards a Kingfisher flight from Delhi to Mumbai and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a gorgeous woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she's heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right next to his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he asks "Business trip or vacation?" She turns, smiles,...
Hilariously Best Indian Hindi English Parrot Joke: Aam Hai Kya?
Part 1 A parrot (popat) goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... "Aam hai kya?" The shopkeeper says ... "Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte." Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him ... "Aam hai kya?" He gets a little irritated and says... "Aare Bola na, Hum Aam nahi Bechte." On the third day, the parrot goes again and...
Hilarious Desi Taxi Humor Joke: Japan Fast? Indian Very Very Fast
There was a Japanese who went to India for sightseeing. On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan !!!." After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi...
Indian Gujarati Humor Joke: Kanjibhai Likes Chinese Food Culture
Kanjibhai walked into a Chinese restaurant one day and placed his order. While he was waiting for his food to be prepared, he struck up a conversation with the old Chinese man who was the proprietor of the shop. The conversation turned to culture and knowledge. "I am intrigued by how wise you Chinese people are," Kanjibhai said. "Yes," replied the Chinaman, "Our culture...
Indian Hilarious Software Engineer Joke: Online Chat At Office
A Guy was chatting with a female (never met her directly). (Background, both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's ) Hero: Hey...GM ()... How's u doing today? Female: VGM... Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat. Hero: wow... am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find...
Hilarious & Short Best Hindi English Indian Bania Jokes
Train mein ek mosquito Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. woh us ko pakad ke kha gaya. Fir ek matchar Baniya ke sip pe aa baitha. Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha "khareedoge kya ? !!!" Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh ek saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge? Baniya's son: Kutch...
Indian Gujarati Humor Joke: Kanjibhai's Tailor Marcus Pincus
Kanjibhai and Ramjibhai, two very religious Gujarati men, visited Marcus Pincus the tailor to have new black suits made. When they went to pick up the suits, Kanjibhai looked at his suit very carefully; held it up to the light, walked over to the window and examined it more carefully and then proclaimed, "Marcus, this suit is navy blue. It's not black!" "Trust...
Hilarious Indian Kannada Humor Joke: The Ultimate In GAY
The recent Delhi High Court ruling on Gays has created quite a stir in Karnataka and has made the average Kannadiga take a re-look at his daily life. The native Kannadiga family man wakes up in the morning (belaGAY) and discovers that his whole family could be GAY. His father is heard telling his mother : maganGAY, magalGAY, soseGAY. His wife says...
Hilarious Indian Management Joke: Banta Singh, Lord Dharamraja & Priest
A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates. Ahead of him is a guy, nattily dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans. Lord Dharmaraja (an Indian God) asks him: "Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or...
Indian Gujju Humor Joke: Gujarati Kanjibhai Visits A Specialist Doctor
Our Gujarati Kanjibhai when he got ill and decides that he needs to visit a doctor. In the doctor's waiting room, he tries to find out a bit about the doctor. He asks the man sitting next to him if the doctor is a specialist. The man replies that the doctor specializes in 'everything'. Kanjibhai thinks about this and looks nervous. He asks the...
Indian Short Shayari Jokes In Hindi English: Desi Doze Ka Tadka
Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai. Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai ... Paisa apka ... Faisla apka ... Jaago Graahak Jaago !!! Funny but true fact !! A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband, A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife...
Indian Humor Desi PJ Hindi Joke In English: My Trip To Delhi
Ek din, main Delhi pahuncha, Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha. Coolie ne kaha: "Bahar jaake poocho." Maine khud hi rasta dhundh liya, Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha: "Bhai saab Lal Kile ka kitna loge?" Jawab mila: "Bechna nahi hai." Taxi chhod, maine bus pakad li, Conductor se pooncha: "Ji, kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?" Wo gurrra kar bola: "Hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette...
Indian Gujarati Humor Joke: Kanjibhai's Medical Examination Bill
Following Kanjibhai's physical examination,.. Dr. Jayesh Shah sent his patient a bill. A month went by without a remittance,.. so the office sent a reminder letter, then another bill, and then another reminder letter,.. and then another, but no payment came. Finally the Doctor sent Kanjibhai a pathetic letter,.. claiming desperately strained circumstances and enclosing a snapshot of his infant daughter. On the back of the...