Monday, December 16, 2019
Hilarious Indian Best Non Veg Hindi English Dirty Joke: Bad Family Planning
Lalu and Rabri already had 13 children and decided to seek medical advise on how to avoid further pregnancies without interrupting their sex life. They go to a doctor in Patna who tells them that Lalu would have to undergo vasectomy. The doctor explains the procedure and says it is very simple. He tells Lalu to light a Diwali atom bomb in...
Hilarious Non Veg Indian Hindi English Husband Wife In Train Dirty Joke: Roti
A couple was traveling on a train going on honeymoon. The train was full So they had to share the coach with an old man. The man turned to his wife and said when we want to make love we must say "LETS MAKE ROTI", So they continued made love the entire night. In the morning the husband asks how many Rotis did...
Hilarious Dirty Non Veg English Hindi Jokes: Pappu Ki Clean Soch
One Girl ask to Pappu : woh kia hai jo cow ke paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Pappu : legs. Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Pappu: paisay. Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Pappu: neend puri karte hain. Girl :...
Best Indian Non Veg Humor Joke: Gorgeous Woman & Flight Of Fantasy
A man boards a Kingfisher flight from Delhi to Mumbai and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a gorgeous woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she's heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right next to his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he asks "Business trip or vacation?" She turns, smiles,...
Best Hilarious Desi Indian English Hindi Joke Of The Day: Electricity
Teacher is teaching science & the topic is "electricity". Teacher: to a Boy, beta what I have written on white board? Boy: mam "eletratity". Teacher: No pronounce correctly it is electricity. Boy: "eletratity". Teacher: no electricity. Boy: "eletratity". Teacher: after some time, ok call your Father tomorrow. Father came next day... Teacher: your son is called eletratity to electricity. I made him understand a lot that it is...
Best American Vs Indian Marriage Joke: Hilarious Family Problem
Joke Title: Give Me A Break Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village,.. Whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry...
Indian Gujarati Humor Joke: Kanjibhai Likes Chinese Food Culture
Kanjibhai walked into a Chinese restaurant one day and placed his order. While he was waiting for his food to be prepared, he struck up a conversation with the old Chinese man who was the proprietor of the shop. The conversation turned to culture and knowledge. "I am intrigued by how wise you Chinese people are," Kanjibhai said. "Yes," replied the Chinaman, "Our culture...
Hilarious Indian Punjabi Sardar VS Donald Trump Joke: Singh is Always THE King
Without any prejudice... Donald Trump was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hello, Mr. Trump!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Sardar Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab... I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!" "Well, Gurmukh," Trump replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your...
Hilariously Best Indian Hindi English Parrot Joke: Aam Hai Kya?
Part 1 A parrot (popat) goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... "Aam hai kya?" The shopkeeper says ... "Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte." Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him ... "Aam hai kya?" He gets a little irritated and says... "Aare Bola na, Hum Aam nahi Bechte." On the third day, the parrot goes again and...
Indian Humor: Short Hilarious Desi Santa Banta Jokes In English Hindi
One day Santa professor asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking... Santa: My mobile bill how much? Call center girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status. Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y? When...
Hilarious Desi Joke Of The Day: American (NRI) Lady VS Sardar
Joke Title: American Accent An Indian lady (NRI) returned from the US to India and is window shopping in Delhi. Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside and asks in a very American accent of the sardar owner "What's the time?" The sardar (santa singh) is...
Hilarious Desi Indian Humor: Best Sardar Jokes in Hindi English
Laughter - The best medicine Prince Charles & Sardarji (Santa) were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine." Sardar thinks "how poetic." Sardar (Santa) says, "pass the custard you bastard." Sardar (Banta) at bar in New York. Man on his right says "Johny Walker single." Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single." Sardar says - "Banta Singh Married." Boss : I am giving u job...
Indian Gujju Humor Joke: Gujarati Kanjibhai Visits A Specialist Doctor
Our Gujarati Kanjibhai when he got ill and decides that he needs to visit a doctor. In the doctor's waiting room, he tries to find out a bit about the doctor. He asks the man sitting next to him if the doctor is a specialist. The man replies that the doctor specializes in 'everything'. Kanjibhai thinks about this and looks nervous. He asks the...
Hilariously Best Sardar Joke: Game Warden V/S Hunting License
A Sardar went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a game warden who didn't like Sardars. The game warden ordered the Sardar to show his hunting license, and the Sardar pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license. The...
Hilarious Desi Taxi Humor Joke: Japan Fast? Indian Very Very Fast
There was a Japanese who went to India for sightseeing. On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan !!!." After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi...
Indian Hilarious Marriage Humor Short Story Joke: Kahani Me Password Twist
JOKE TITLE: A SHORT MARRIAGE STORY Reena was about to leave office after finishing her work. She got a call from her husband Abhishek, Reena (R): "Hello, yes Abhishek ". Abhishek (A): "Reena, can you open my gmail and get a print out of the mail from that US consultant I forgot to take it in my office." (R): "Yes, I can, I need...
Hilarious Best Gujarati Marriage Humor Short Joke: RSVP & Gujju Kanjibhai
Kanjibhai was preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers in India. Kanjibhai was not very good at English so he asked the printer to help him. After the printer had presented Kanjibhai with a draft, Kanjibhai quickly pointed out that the RSVP was missing. The printer was surprised by Kanjibhai's knowledge and asked him if Kanjibhai knew what it meant. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Kanjibhai was...
Best Hilarious Indian Desi PJ Safe For Work Office Joke: Interview
Officer : What Is Your Name? Candidate : M P. Sir. Officer : Tell Me Properly. Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir. Officer : Your Father's Name? Candidate : M P. Sir. Officer : What Does That Mean? Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir. Officer : Your Native Place. Candidate : M P. Sir. Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh? Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir. Officer : What Is Your Qualification? Candidate :...
Good Desi Office Joke: Who Is The BEST Infosys, Wipro Or TCS?
One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and one from TCS, went out for a walk. "Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?" Why not, said the other two. The Infosian said: "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the best firm". Being a pure logical strategist, the person from TCS tried to make...
Indian Gujarati Humor Joke: Kanjibhai's Tailor Marcus Pincus
Kanjibhai and Ramjibhai, two very religious Gujarati men, visited Marcus Pincus the tailor to have new black suits made. When they went to pick up the suits, Kanjibhai looked at his suit very carefully; held it up to the light, walked over to the window and examined it more carefully and then proclaimed, "Marcus, this suit is navy blue. It's not black!" "Trust...
Hilarious Desi Gujarati Joke Of The Day: Microsoft Recruitment
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah. Bill Gates: "Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave." 2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself:, "I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll...
Hilarious Desi Joke Of The Day: Indian Guide VS English Tourist
Joke Title: Indians Are Indians Once an English man came to India as a tourist. He appointed a guide for him. First the guide took the man to Taj Mahal to show him the beauty of the monument. The English man asked "how many years did it take to build this one?" The guide replied "it took about 20 full years" .............. "20 years!!" said...
Indian Humor Desi PJ Hindi Joke In English: My Trip To Delhi
Ek din, main Delhi pahuncha, Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha. Coolie ne kaha: "Bahar jaake poocho." Maine khud hi rasta dhundh liya, Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha: "Bhai saab Lal Kile ka kitna loge?" Jawab mila: "Bechna nahi hai." Taxi chhod, maine bus pakad li, Conductor se pooncha: "Ji, kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?" Wo gurrra kar bola: "Hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette...
Hilarious Dirty Non Veg Joke Of The Day: Secret Small Packet?
When the boy was returning after his marriage. He found his wife holding a small packet; The boy asked.. what's there in that packet. Wife replied:,.. "Darling this is the secret of my life. Please never open it or ask me about it further.. otherwise our marriage will be in trouble." The couple spent their days happily.. but the boy was very keen to know...
Best Indian Desi PJ Doctor Patient Joke In Hindi English: Dawaai
Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai? Patient: Doctor saheb.. Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai. Doctor: dawai khali thi kya? Patient : Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi. Doctor: Arey... mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya. Patient: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi. Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya? Patient: Oho,...
Hilarious Desi Best Indian Joke: Arab v/s Gujju Blood Speaks
A rich Arab was admitted to the Lilavati Hospital in Mumbai for a heart transplant. Prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood type in case need arose. As the Arab had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries. Finally a Gujarati was located who had a...
Hilarious Bengali, Madrasi & Sardarji Joke: Ultimate Lie Machine
A lie machine is bought. It works in the following way... If the truth is told - the machine won't give any sound If a lie is told - the machine will give a sound 'KIRRRRRRRR...' Now there are three Indians. One Bengali, one Madrasi and one Sardarji. Their correspondences are given infront of the lie machine. And Here it goes... Bengali:- 'I think I can...