Friday, December 6, 2019
Indian Humor: Short Hilarious Desi Santa Banta Jokes In English Hindi
One day Santa professor asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking... Santa: My mobile bill how much? Call center girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status. Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y? When...
Hilarious Dirty Non Veg Joke Of The Day: Secret Small Packet?
When the boy was returning after his marriage. He found his wife holding a small packet; The boy asked.. what's there in that packet. Wife replied:,.. "Darling this is the secret of my life. Please never open it or ask me about it further.. otherwise our marriage will be in trouble." The couple spent their days happily.. but the boy was very keen to know...
Hilarious Indian Best Desi Joke Of The Day: Gujarati Funeral
A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters: Dear Chandrakant bhai, Arvind...
Hilarious Desi Joke Of The Day: Indian Guide VS English Tourist
Joke Title: Indians Are Indians Once an English man came to India as a tourist. He appointed a guide for him. First the guide took the man to Taj Mahal to show him the beauty of the monument. The English man asked "how many years did it take to build this one?" The guide replied "it took about 20 full years" .............. "20 years!!" said...
Hilarious Proud Indians Joke: Golden Telephone To Talk To God
A Writer decided to write a book about famous churches around the World. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call". The Writer, being intrigued, asked a priest who...
Indian Hilarious Software Engineer Joke: Online Chat At Office
A Guy was chatting with a female (never met her directly). (Background, both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's ) Hero: Hey...GM ()... How's u doing today? Female: VGM... Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat. Hero: wow... am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find...
Indian Project Manager V/S Guts Of A Trainee: Best Desi Joke
Joke Title: See the Guts On a ship, the Project manager (PM)s of three different companies belonging to 3 different nations were traveling with their Trainee guys. They started an argument on whose Trainee engineer had more guts. The Company's American PM called for one of his men and told him to jump off and take a round swimming around the moving...
Hilarious Indian Desi Robert And Ajit Short PJ Hindi English Jokes
Scene: Robert and Ajit go for shikar... Robert spots a peacock... Robert: Boss.... more.. more... Ajit picks up the peacock, shoots it and says... Ajit : Nomore! Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen? Ajit : ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo... pulees samjhegi sui-cide hua hai. Scene: Robert and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and water starts coming inside. Robert...
Best Indian Desi PJ Doctor Patient Joke In Hindi English: Dawaai
Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai? Patient: Doctor saheb.. Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai. Doctor: dawai khali thi kya? Patient : Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi. Doctor: Arey... mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya. Patient: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi. Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya? Patient: Oho,...
Indian Short Shayari Jokes In Hindi English: Desi Doze Ka Tadka
Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai. Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai ... Paisa apka ... Faisla apka ... Jaago Graahak Jaago !!! Funny but true fact !! A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband, A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife...
Best Desi Joke Of The Day: Santa Banta At Sword Competition
Joke Title: The Great Sardar Once there was a sword competition & players from many countries took part in that. From India Mr. Santa Singh took part. First player came from Germany. He swings the sword & cuts a very thin wire into two parallel parts. Then comes a Japanese & he cuts the even more thin wire into two parts. Then comes our very...
Hilarious Crazy Indian Desi Joke Of The Day: Handsome American
A crazy Desi was running amuck in central business area of Banglore. He saw one American guy. He approached him and said, "You are Japanese." The American said, "No, I am American." Crazy Desi goes again raising his voice, "No you are Japanese." The polite American said, "No, No, I am American sir" Crazy Desi says in yelling voice, "You are Japanese." The scared American replies in conformance, "Yes, I am Japanese." The...
Best Indian Non Veg Humor Joke: Gorgeous Woman & Flight Of Fantasy
A man boards a Kingfisher flight from Delhi to Mumbai and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a gorgeous woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she's heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right next to his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he asks "Business trip or vacation?" She turns, smiles,...
Indian Hilarious Marriage Humor Short Story Joke: Kahani Me Password Twist
JOKE TITLE: A SHORT MARRIAGE STORY Reena was about to leave office after finishing her work. She got a call from her husband Abhishek, Reena (R): "Hello, yes Abhishek ". Abhishek (A): "Reena, can you open my gmail and get a print out of the mail from that US consultant I forgot to take it in my office." (R): "Yes, I can, I need...
Hilarious Good Indian Joke Of The Day: The Final Prediction
A low cost budget film crew was shooting on an Indian Reservoir beach about natural psychic abilities of ancient American Indians. Suddenly an Indian shows up, walks to the Director and says, "Tomorrow wind Storm, No shooting please." Sure enough a storm came and Director saved lots of money. A few days later, again shooting preparedness was made and the Indian shows up. "Tomorrow...
Desi Indian Hilarious Joke: Lalu Got Job In Microsoft Corporation
Lalu Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply: Dear Mr. Lalu Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks Bill Gates. Lalu prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap...
Hilarious Desi Indian Clean Joke: Santa & Banta Go Out Fishing
Santa and Banta decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport fishing. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all,... they decided to try one more spot before calling it quits, Suddenly things started to happen, and they caught plenty of fish within twenty minutes. Banta said: "Hey we should mark...
Best Desi Indian Comedy Joke: How Santa Singh Got His Job
Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh Then goes through his certificates and then starts asking him questions. Following is the transcript: O: Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some...
Best Munna Bhai Circuit Hindi Jokes Collection: Good Indian Humor
Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka? Munna Bhai: Dhobhi Ghaat. Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho? Munna Bhai: Bolne ka, Washing Town. Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolne ka? Munna Bhai: Come Here. Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai? Munna Bhai: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here. Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka - chale hat hawa aane de? Munna...
Top 30 Best Desi Jokes Collection: Indian English Hindi Humor
1) What's the difference between Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu? Gandhi didn't know what's lie, Musharraf doesn't know whats truth,... And Lalu doesn't know the difference. 2) Open Challenge 4 Every 1 ... * * * * * * * * * Choti abcd Badi ABCD se Kitne Saal Chhoti Hai??? 3) Are you a high scoring student? Bored of getting good marks? Then join WHATSAPP UNIVERSITY... aur fark dekhiye sirf 3 mahino me.. marks se nomarks... ab sach mein...
Hilarious Indian Clean Desi Joke: Good Fairy & Santa's Dumb Wish
An Englishman, an Scotsman and our Santa went on a mountain climbing expedition together. Everything was going fine until one day, while they were walking along a narrow ledge,.. an avalanche ripped away the ledge on each side of them. As they stood there wondering what to do, with the freezing night closing in,.. there was a strange shimmering in the air and...
Hilarious Desi Gujju Indian Hindi English Khichdi Jokes: Praful & Hansa
Decide Hansa : Praful "Decide" matlab? Praful : "Decide" Hansa ... vo Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na .... "A side" -- "B side" .... toa "C-side" ... "D- side" ---> "Decide" Mature Hansa : Mature matlab???? Praful: jab apna mahesh... chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ????? Hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do.. "MAIN...
Indian Gujarati Humor Joke: Kanjibhai's Tailor Marcus Pincus
Kanjibhai and Ramjibhai, two very religious Gujarati men, visited Marcus Pincus the tailor to have new black suits made. When they went to pick up the suits, Kanjibhai looked at his suit very carefully; held it up to the light, walked over to the window and examined it more carefully and then proclaimed, "Marcus, this suit is navy blue. It's not black!" "Trust...
Indian Humor Desi PJ Hindi Joke In English: My Trip To Delhi
Ek din, main Delhi pahuncha, Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha. Coolie ne kaha: "Bahar jaake poocho." Maine khud hi rasta dhundh liya, Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha: "Bhai saab Lal Kile ka kitna loge?" Jawab mila: "Bechna nahi hai." Taxi chhod, maine bus pakad li, Conductor se pooncha: "Ji, kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?" Wo gurrra kar bola: "Hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette...
Good Desi Office Joke: Who Is The BEST Infosys, Wipro Or TCS?
One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and one from TCS, went out for a walk. "Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?" Why not, said the other two. The Infosian said: "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the best firm". Being a pure logical strategist, the person from TCS tried to make...
Hilarious Good Short Hindi Jokes: Just For Laughs For Dil Se Desi
Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain! Girl: Tum aisivaisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy: Bilkul nahi! Girl: To phir rehne do... kya fayda. Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta. He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga. Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade... dono...
Hilariously Desi Comedy: Best Santa Banta New Jokes Collection
Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!" Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE! Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao. Banta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao! Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai. Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na...