Friday, June 5, 2020
Hilarious Good Indian Joke Of The Day: The Final Prediction
A low cost budget film crew was shooting on an Indian Reservoir beach about natural psychic abilities of ancient American Indians. Suddenly an Indian shows up, walks to the Director and says, "Tomorrow wind Storm, No shooting please." Sure enough a storm came and Director saved lots of money. A few days later, again shooting preparedness was made and the Indian shows up. "Tomorrow...
Best Desi Joke Of The Day: Santa Banta At Sword Competition
Joke Title: The Great Sardar Once there was a sword competition & players from many countries took part in that. From India Mr. Santa Singh took part. First player came from Germany. He swings the sword & cuts a very thin wire into two parallel parts. Then comes a Japanese & he cuts the even more thin wire into two parts. Then comes our very...
Hilarious Indian Computer IT Humor Joke: Santa Banta's Letter To Bill Gates
Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft. Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you...
Hilarious Desi Indian Malayali Jokes: Here Comes The Mallu Humor
Enough of Sardar jokes... Mallu jokes are here! 1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called? IngumDax 2) Where did the Malayali study? In the ko-liage. 3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today? He is very bissi. 4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket? To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff. 5) Why do...
Hilarious Desi Joke Of The Day: Indian Guide VS English Tourist
Joke Title: Indians Are Indians Once an English man came to India as a tourist. He appointed a guide for him. First the guide took the man to Taj Mahal to show him the beauty of the monument. The English man asked "how many years did it take to build this one?" The guide replied "it took about 20 full years" .............. "20 years!!" said...
Indian Short Shayari Jokes In Hindi English: Desi Doze Ka Tadka
Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai. Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai ... Paisa apka ... Faisla apka ... Jaago Graahak Jaago !!! Funny but true fact !! A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband, A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife...
Best Munna Bhai Circuit Hindi Jokes Collection: Good Indian Humor
Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka? Munna Bhai: Dhobhi Ghaat. Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho? Munna Bhai: Bolne ka, Washing Town. Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolne ka? Munna Bhai: Come Here. Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai? Munna Bhai: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here. Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka - chale hat hawa aane de? Munna...
Best Hilarious Desi Indian English Hindi Joke Of The Day: Electricity
Teacher is teaching science & the topic is "electricity". Teacher: to a Boy, beta what I have written on white board? Boy: mam "eletratity". Teacher: No pronounce correctly it is electricity. Boy: "eletratity". Teacher: no electricity. Boy: "eletratity". Teacher: after some time, ok call your Father tomorrow. Father came next day... Teacher: your son is called eletratity to electricity. I made him understand a lot that it is...
Hilarious Indian Best Non Veg Hindi English Dirty Joke: Bad Family Planning
Lalu and Rabri already had 13 children and decided to seek medical advise on how to avoid further pregnancies without interrupting their sex life. They go to a doctor in Patna who tells them that Lalu would have to undergo vasectomy. The doctor explains the procedure and says it is very simple. He tells Lalu to light a Diwali atom bomb in...
Best Desi Indian Joke: Saint Peter v/s Smart Santa Singh in Heaven
Santa Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions: Name two days of the week that begin with "T". How many seconds are there in a year? Santa...
Hilariously Best Indian Hindi English Parrot Joke: Aam Hai Kya?
Part 1 A parrot (popat) goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... "Aam hai kya?" The shopkeeper says ... "Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte." Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him ... "Aam hai kya?" He gets a little irritated and says... "Aare Bola na, Hum Aam nahi Bechte." On the third day, the parrot goes again and...
Hilarious Indian Management Joke Of The Day: Ravan & Pappu
Once Pappu started praying to Ravan and after 1 year Ravan was very happy from the bhakti of Pappu. Then Ravan decides to give 3 vardans to Pappu. RAVAN: Say vatsa! What you want? PAPPU: I want 100 vardans. RAVAN: But I can give you only 3 vardans. PAPPU: But I want 100 vardans. RAVAN: No child that's not possible. PAPPU: No I want 100 means...
Hilarious Desi Best Indian Joke: Arab v/s Gujju Blood Speaks
A rich Arab was admitted to the Lilavati Hospital in Mumbai for a heart transplant. Prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood type in case need arose. As the Arab had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries. Finally a Gujarati was located who had a...
Hilarious Good Short Hindi Jokes: Just For Laughs For Dil Se Desi
Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain! Girl: Tum aisivaisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy: Bilkul nahi! Girl: To phir rehne do... kya fayda. Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta. He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga. Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade... dono...
Indian Hilarious Desi Joke Of The Day: Fastest Thing In The World
Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all of them. INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? YALE Guy: It is Light, nothing can travel faster than Light. HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it...
Hilarious Indian Desi Robert And Ajit Short PJ Hindi English Jokes
Scene: Robert and Ajit go for shikar... Robert spots a peacock... Robert: Boss.... more.. more... Ajit picks up the peacock, shoots it and says... Ajit : Nomore! Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen? Ajit : ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo... pulees samjhegi sui-cide hua hai. Scene: Robert and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and water starts coming inside. Robert...
Hilarious Gujarati Short Joke Of The Day: Custody Battle
A Gujarati couple in court was fighting for the custody of a son. Husband: Chokro Maro Che! * * * * * * * * Wife: Wah Kamaal! Tapeli Mari, Dudh Maru, Ek Tipu Merwan Maryu Etle Dahi Taru Thayu, Em?
Desi Hilarious Best Dirty Miscommunication Joke: Pregnant Wife
Joke Title: A Month Overdue Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news, I'm a month overdue. I think we are going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone...
Hilarious Indian Joke Of The Day: Desi Couple At 5 Star Hotel
An older Desi couple having taken all their past vacations either staying at home, or at friends' and relatives' homes in other cities,... decided now to stay in a top name luxury Hotel for an experience in a resort city and to cash an off-season discount coupon. They came to the grandiose hotel, got their room keys and Bellman started escorting...
Hilarious Dirty Non Veg English Hindi Jokes: Pappu Ki Clean Soch
One Girl ask to Pappu : woh kia hai jo cow ke paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Pappu : legs. Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Pappu: paisay. Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Pappu: neend puri karte hain. Girl :...
Top 30 Best Desi Jokes Collection: Indian English Hindi Humor
1) What's the difference between Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu? Gandhi didn't know what's lie, Musharraf doesn't know whats truth,... And Lalu doesn't know the difference. 2) Open Challenge 4 Every 1 ... * * * * * * * * * Choti abcd Badi ABCD se Kitne Saal Chhoti Hai??? 3) Are you a high scoring student? Bored of getting good marks? Then join WHATSAPP UNIVERSITY... aur fark dekhiye sirf 3 mahino me.. marks se nomarks... ab sach mein...
Hilarious Desi Indian Clean Joke: Santa & Banta Go Out Fishing
Santa and Banta decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport fishing. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all,... they decided to try one more spot before calling it quits, Suddenly things started to happen, and they caught plenty of fish within twenty minutes. Banta said: "Hey we should mark...
Best Hilarious Indian Joke Of All Time: English Woman & WC
In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India. She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the local schoolmaster. She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC. In England, a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for "Water Closet". She...
Hilariously Desi Comedy: Best Santa Banta New Jokes Collection
Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!" Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE! Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao. Banta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao! Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai. Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na...
Hilarious Desi Joke Of The Day: American (NRI) Lady VS Sardar
Joke Title: American Accent An Indian lady (NRI) returned from the US to India and is window shopping in Delhi. Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside and asks in a very American accent of the sardar owner "What's the time?" The sardar (santa singh) is...
Hilarious Desi Dirty Short Joke: Three Khoja Friends & Nickname
Three Khoja friends meet after many years. Two of them have just returned from spending some years in the new motherland, Canada. The first one says, "When I went to Canada, they nicknamed me 'Sad' because my full name is Sadru!" The second one says, "When I went to Canada, my neighbors called me 'Bad' because my full name is Badru!" The third one says, * * * * * * * * * * * "I...
Hilarious Short Hindi Jokes: Enjoy Desi Indian Best PJ (Faltu Jokes)
Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband. And the one you loved becomes the password of your mail id." There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor...