Ramankutty Nair, a middle aged Indian immigrant in Dallas, Texas bought a brand new convertible Porsche.
He took off down the road and pushed it up to 160 MPH and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair.
"This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.
But when he eventually looked in his rear-view mirror there was...
Once in a kindergarten, a teacher asked all students to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family".
One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay.
The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class and her essay goes on as...
She wrote:
Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they,
2...
Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said:
"Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period."
Doctor: "I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board."
Man: "No, Doctor, I have come to you only."
Doctor: "But, gentleman I am a...
A Writer decided to write a book about famous churches around the World.
So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call".
The Writer, being intrigued, asked a priest who...
One young man went for an IAS Interview.
"When did India get independence?" He was asked.
"The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied.
"Who was responsible for our independence?"
"There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another." He replied.
"Is corruption the number one enemy in...
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable.
Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.
How did santa tried to kill a bird?
He took it to the top of...
Scene: Robert and Ajit go for shikar...
Robert spots a peacock...
Robert: Boss.... more.. more...
Ajit picks up the peacock, shoots it and says...
Ajit : Nomore!
Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen?
Ajit : ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo... pulees samjhegi sui-cide hua hai.
Scene: Robert and Ajit are in a boat.
The boat suddenly springs a hole and water starts coming inside.
Robert...
Joke Title: See the Guts
On a ship, the Project manager (PM)s of three different companies belonging to 3 different nations were traveling with their Trainee guys.
They started an argument on whose Trainee engineer had more guts.
The Company's American PM called for one of his men and told him to jump off and take a round swimming around the moving...
The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you.
We have some Mallus up here in Heaven & they are causing problems.
They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Lungis and Kerala saris instead of their white robes,
they are riding Mercedes and BMW's instead of the chariots, and they're...
Joke Title: The King Of Good Times
After an international beer conference in London, all the world's top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together.
The Chairman of Budweiser says:...,
"I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, 'The King Of Beers': give me a Budweiser."
The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him.
The...
Dear Banta,
Vahe Guru !
I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there.
I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.
I wont be able...
Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!
Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao.
Banta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao!
Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na...
Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.
One common question was asked to all of them.
INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
YALE Guy: It is Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.
HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it...
A low cost budget film crew was shooting on an Indian Reservoir beach about natural psychic abilities of ancient American Indians.
Suddenly an Indian shows up, walks to the Director and says,
"Tomorrow wind Storm, No shooting please."
Sure enough a storm came and Director saved lots of money.
A few days later, again shooting preparedness was made and the Indian shows up.
"Tomorrow...
