Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.
He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard stops him and says,..
"What's in the bags?"
"Sand," answered Juan.
The guard says,..
"We'll just see about that – get off the bike!"
The guard takes the bags and rips them apart,..
He empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.
He detains Juan overnight...
An american was touring Mexico.
After his day's sight-seeing, he stops at a local restaurant.
While sipping his wine, he notices a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.
Not only it looked good, but the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, "What was that you just served the gentleman at the next table?"
The waiter replied, "Ah, senor, you...