A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Polish Sausage."
The clerk looked at him and asked,...
"Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, Says:,...
"Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me...
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect,...
They got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,...
And asked him the following questions:
L: Have...
