There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck.
In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
He went to a playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him,
"I've kidnapped you."
Sardarji then wrote a note saying:
"I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put Rs. 2,00,000 in a paper...
Joke Title: The Great Sardar
Once there was a sword competition & players from many countries took part in that.
From India Mr. Santa Singh took part.
First player came from Germany.
He swings the sword & cuts a very thin wire into two parallel parts.
Then comes a Japanese & he cuts the even more thin wire into two parts.
Then comes our very...
Joke Title: American Accent
An Indian lady (NRI) returned from the US to India and is window shopping in Delhi.
Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment.
She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside and asks in a very American accent of the sardar owner "What's the time?"
The sardar (santa singh) is...
Santa Singh gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country.
He has never been on an airplane anywhere and gets excited and tense.
As soon as he boards the plane, a Boeing 747, he started jumping in excitement, running from seat to seat and shouting,
"BOEING ! BOEING !! BOEING !!! BO....".
The pilot in the cockpit hears the noise and annoyed...
Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft.
Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you...
Without any prejudice...
Donald Trump was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang.
"Hello, Mr. Trump!" a heavily accented voice said,
"This is Sardar Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab... I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!"
"Well, Gurmukh," Trump replied,
"This is indeed important news! How big is your...
