Without any prejudice...
Donald Trump was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang.
"Hello, Mr. Trump!" a heavily accented voice said,
"This is Sardar Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab... I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!"
"Well, Gurmukh," Trump replied,
"This is indeed important news! How big is your...
Joke Title: The Great Sardar
Once there was a sword competition & players from many countries took part in that.
From India Mr. Santa Singh took part.
First player came from Germany.
He swings the sword & cuts a very thin wire into two parallel parts.
Then comes a Japanese & he cuts the even more thin wire into two parts.
Then comes our very...
Joke Title: American Accent
An Indian lady (NRI) returned from the US to India and is window shopping in Delhi.
Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment.
She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside and asks in a very American accent of the sardar owner "What's the time?"
The sardar (santa singh) is...
A lie machine is bought.
It works in the following way...
If the truth is told - the machine won't give any sound If a lie is told - the machine will give a sound 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Now there are three Indians.
One Bengali, one Madrasi and one Sardarji.
Their correspondences are given infront of the lie machine.
And Here it goes...
Bengali:- 'I think I can...
There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck.
In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
He went to a playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him,
"I've kidnapped you."
Sardarji then wrote a note saying:
"I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put Rs. 2,00,000 in a paper...
Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft.
Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you...
Laughter - The best medicine
Prince Charles & Sardarji (Santa) were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine."
Sardar thinks "how poetic."
Sardar (Santa) says, "pass the custard you bastard."
Sardar (Banta) at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single."
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single."
Sardar says - "Banta Singh Married."
Boss : I am giving u job...
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
Sat Sri Akaal, This letter is from Banta Singh Punjab.
We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the...
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care unit ward, put in a bed tubes coming out everywhere.
A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition.
Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc.
A couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, "Bengali."
The other...
Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm.
He lands there on time.
He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer.
Officer looks at Santa Singh Then goes through his certificates and then starts asking him questions.
Following is the transcript:
O: Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some...
Santa Singh gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country.
He has never been on an airplane anywhere and gets excited and tense.
As soon as he boards the plane, a Boeing 747, he started jumping in excitement, running from seat to seat and shouting,
"BOEING ! BOEING !! BOEING !!! BO....".
The pilot in the cockpit hears the noise and annoyed...
One Punjabi Sardarji is in Delhi.
He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.
Sardarji says "Yes".
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The man took the thousand and disappeared.
Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for...
Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!
Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao.
Banta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao!
Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na...
