Monday, June 10, 2019
Hilarious Indian Punjabi Sardar VS Donald Trump Joke: Singh is Always THE King
Without any prejudice... Donald Trump was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hello, Mr. Trump!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Sardar Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab... I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!" "Well, Gurmukh," Trump replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your...
Best Desi Joke Of The Day: Santa Banta At Sword Competition
Joke Title: The Great Sardar Once there was a sword competition & players from many countries took part in that. From India Mr. Santa Singh took part. First player came from Germany. He swings the sword & cuts a very thin wire into two parallel parts. Then comes a Japanese & he cuts the even more thin wire into two parts. Then comes our very...
Hilarious Desi Joke Of The Day: American (NRI) Lady VS Sardar
Joke Title: American Accent An Indian lady (NRI) returned from the US to India and is window shopping in Delhi. Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside and asks in a very American accent of the sardar owner "What's the time?" The sardar (santa singh) is...
Hilarious Bengali, Madrasi & Sardarji Joke: Ultimate Lie Machine
A lie machine is bought. It works in the following way... If the truth is told - the machine won't give any sound If a lie is told - the machine will give a sound 'KIRRRRRRRR...' Now there are three Indians. One Bengali, one Madrasi and one Sardarji. Their correspondences are given infront of the lie machine. And Here it goes... Bengali:- 'I think I can...
Hilarious Indian Desi Joke: Kidnapping By Innocence Sardar
There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to a playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put Rs. 2,00,000 in a paper...
Hilarious Indian Computer IT Humor Joke: Santa Banta's Letter To Bill Gates
Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft. Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you...
Hilarious Desi Indian Humor: Best Sardar Jokes in Hindi English
Laughter - The best medicine Prince Charles & Sardarji (Santa) were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine." Sardar thinks "how poetic." Sardar (Santa) says, "pass the custard you bastard." Sardar (Banta) at bar in New York. Man on his right says "Johny Walker single." Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single." Sardar says - "Banta Singh Married." Boss : I am giving u job...
Clean Comedy Best Indian Joke: Banta Singh Letter To Bill Gates
Dear Mr. Bill Gates, Sat Sri Akaal, This letter is from Banta Singh Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the...
Hilarious Clean Comedy Indian Joke: Santa In Intensive Care Unit
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care unit ward, put in a bed tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition. Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. A couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, "Bengali." The other...
Best Desi Indian Comedy Joke: How Santa Singh Got His Job
Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh Then goes through his certificates and then starts asking him questions. Following is the transcript: O: Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some...
Hilarious Clean Desi Indian Joke Of The Day: Sardar On The Plane
Santa Singh gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. He has never been on an airplane anywhere and gets excited and tense. As soon as he boards the plane, a Boeing 747, he started jumping in excitement, running from seat to seat and shouting, "BOEING ! BOEING !! BOEING !!! BO....". The pilot in the cockpit hears the noise and annoyed...
Hilarious Desi Clean Indian Joke: Innocent Sardarji v/s Delhi Thug
One Punjabi Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for...
Hilariously Desi Comedy: Best Santa Banta New Jokes Collection
Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!" Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE! Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao. Banta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao! Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai. Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na...