Friday, May 24, 2019
Hilarious Indian Management Joke: Banta Singh, Lord Dharamraja & Priest
A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates. Ahead of him is a guy, nattily dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans. Lord Dharmaraja (an Indian God) asks him: "Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or...
Indian Humor: Short Hilarious Desi Santa Banta Jokes In English Hindi
One day Santa professor asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking... Santa: My mobile bill how much? Call center girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status. Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y? When...
Best Desi Joke Of The Day: Santa Banta At Sword Competition
Joke Title: The Great Sardar Once there was a sword competition & players from many countries took part in that. From India Mr. Santa Singh took part. First player came from Germany. He swings the sword & cuts a very thin wire into two parallel parts. Then comes a Japanese & he cuts the even more thin wire into two parts. Then comes our very...
Hilarious Desi Joke Of The Day: American (NRI) Lady VS Sardar
Joke Title: American Accent An Indian lady (NRI) returned from the US to India and is window shopping in Delhi. Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside and asks in a very American accent of the sardar owner "What's the time?" The sardar (santa singh) is...
Hilarious Desi Indian Clean Joke: Santa & Banta Go Out Fishing
Santa and Banta decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport fishing. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all,... they decided to try one more spot before calling it quits, Suddenly things started to happen, and they caught plenty of fish within twenty minutes. Banta said: "Hey we should mark...
Hilarious Desi Short Jokes: Good Santa & Banta Naughty Humor
Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator? Banta : I give up. Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music. Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa." Judge : "But why?" Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me." Judge : "How do you know ?" Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child...
Hilarious Bengali, Madrasi & Sardarji Joke: Ultimate Lie Machine
A lie machine is bought. It works in the following way... If the truth is told - the machine won't give any sound If a lie is told - the machine will give a sound 'KIRRRRRRRR...' Now there are three Indians. One Bengali, one Madrasi and one Sardarji. Their correspondences are given infront of the lie machine. And Here it goes... Bengali:- 'I think I can...
Hilarious Indian Clean Desi Joke: Good Fairy & Santa's Dumb Wish
An Englishman, an Scotsman and our Santa went on a mountain climbing expedition together. Everything was going fine until one day, while they were walking along a narrow ledge,.. an avalanche ripped away the ledge on each side of them. As they stood there wondering what to do, with the freezing night closing in,.. there was a strange shimmering in the air and...
Hilarious Indian Computer IT Humor Joke: Santa Banta's Letter To Bill Gates
Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft. Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you...
Hilarious Desi Indian Humor: Best Sardar Jokes in Hindi English
Laughter - The best medicine Prince Charles & Sardarji (Santa) were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine." Sardar thinks "how poetic." Sardar (Santa) says, "pass the custard you bastard." Sardar (Banta) at bar in New York. Man on his right says "Johny Walker single." Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single." Sardar says - "Banta Singh Married." Boss : I am giving u job...
Clean Comedy Best Indian Joke: Banta Singh Letter To Bill Gates
Dear Mr. Bill Gates, Sat Sri Akaal, This letter is from Banta Singh Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the...
Hilarious Clean Comedy Indian Joke: Santa In Intensive Care Unit
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care unit ward, put in a bed tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition. Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. A couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, "Bengali." The other...
Best Desi Indian Comedy Joke: How Santa Singh Got His Job
Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh Then goes through his certificates and then starts asking him questions. Following is the transcript: O: Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some...
Hilarious Clean Desi Indian Joke Of The Day: Sardar On The Plane
Santa Singh gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. He has never been on an airplane anywhere and gets excited and tense. As soon as he boards the plane, a Boeing 747, he started jumping in excitement, running from seat to seat and shouting, "BOEING ! BOEING !! BOEING !!! BO....". The pilot in the cockpit hears the noise and annoyed...
Hilarious Santa Banta & Friends In The Jungle: The Funniest Joke
Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest where their boss was residing. Now, this...
Best Desi Indian Joke: Saint Peter v/s Smart Santa Singh in Heaven
Santa Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions: Name two days of the week that begin with "T". How many seconds are there in a year? Santa...
Hilarious Indian Desi Dumb Joke Of The Day: Santa Singh's Driving License
Santa Singh was driving along the highway when a police officer pulled him over for speeding. The officer is Banta Singh. Officer: May I see your licence? Santa Singh: License? What does it look like? Officer: Its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it. Santa looks around the car for a rectangular piece of object and finds a compact mirror used...
Good Indian Joke: Best Java Interview Attended By Banta Singh
Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface? A. Terms are different ... nothing more. Q. What is JFC? A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee. Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture? A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres. Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology...
Best Desi Joke: Ultimate Santa Singh's Hilarious IAS Interview Exam
One young man went for an IAS Interview. "When did India get independence?" He was asked. "The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied. "Who was responsible for our independence?" "There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another." He replied. "Is corruption the number one enemy in...
Hilarious Best Desi Humor: Short Mix Santa Banta Jokes In English
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards! Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators. How did santa tried to kill a bird? He took it to the top of...
Hilarious Desi Indian Joke: Santa Banta & Mom's Letter In English
Dear Banta, Vahe Guru ! I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. I wont be able...
Hilariously Desi Comedy: Best Santa Banta New Jokes Collection
Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!" Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE! Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao. Banta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao! Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai. Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na...
Indian Hilarious Desi Joke Of The Day: Fastest Thing In The World
Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all of them. INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? YALE Guy: It is Light, nothing can travel faster than Light. HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it...