Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.

The first boy says,

“My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper,

he calls it a poem, and they give him $50.”

The second boy says,

“That’s nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper,

he calls it a song, they give him $100.”

The third boy says,

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“I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper,

he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!”