Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman (old age friends) were having coffee in St. Peters Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends,

“My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”

The second Catholic man chirps,

“My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”

The third Catholic gent says,

“My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ‘Your Eminence’.”

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,

“My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,

the four men give her a subtle, “Well …?”

She proudly replies,

“I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38″ DD bust, 24″ waist and 34” hips.

When she walks into a room, everybody says, “Oh My God.”