Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman (old age friends) were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends,
“My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps,
“My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic gent says,
“My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,
“My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,
the four men give her a subtle, “Well …?”
She proudly replies,
“I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38″ DD bust, 24″ waist and 34” hips.
When she walks into a room, everybody says, “Oh My God.”