Joke Title: Give Me A Break
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American,
“You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village,..
Whom I haven’t even met once.
We call this arranged marriage. I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love…
I told them that openly and now I have a hell lot of family problems.”
The American said,
“Talking about love marriages…? I’ll tell you my story.
I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.
After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter, they married and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law.”
The American continued,…
“My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
More problems occurred when I had a son.
My son is my father’s brother and so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son.
Now my father’s son i.e. my brother is my grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.
And you say you have family problems… Give me a break, … !!”