Joke Title: Give Me A Break

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American,

“You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village,..

Whom I haven’t even met once.

We call this arranged marriage. I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love…

I told them that openly and now I have a hell lot of family problems.”

The American said,

“Talking about love marriages…? I’ll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.

After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter, they married and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law.”

The American continued,…

“My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son.

My son is my father’s brother and so he is my uncle.

Situations turned worse when my father had a son.

Now my father’s son i.e. my brother is my grandson.

Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.

And you say you have family problems… Give me a break, … !!”