- There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant!!
Which Male pencil is responsible?
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ANSWER: THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.
- Woman in bed with husband’s best friend, phone rings!
“YES”.. “OK, BYE”.
She turns to her lover and says,
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“THAT’S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE’S NOW GOLFING WITH YOU.”
- Three Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!
- Three Guys were introduced to a girl.
“Hi,…. I’m Peter, not a SAINT.”
“I’m Paul not a POPE.”
“I’m John not a BAPTIST…”
The girl replied..
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“Hi.. I’m Mary, not a VIRGIN.”
- Girlfriends are like appetizers.
Taste good at any time.
Mistresses are Tomyams.
Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently.
WIVES are Maggie.
Eaten when there’s nothing to eat.!!!
- Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER.
She replied:
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“I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!”
- Yesterday’s News:-
A nun jogging at Jogger’s Park was raped by 4 guys.
Today’s News:-
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Nearly 100 nuns found jogging at the park.
