“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old man.

“You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.”

“Ah, that’s nothing,” said the 70-year-old.

“When you’re seventy, you don’t have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing’ comes out!”

“Actually,” said the 80-year -old,

“Eighty is the worst age of all.”

“Do you have trouble peeing, too?”

asked the 60-year old.

“No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.”

“So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?”

“No, I have one every morning at 6:30.”

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said,

“You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so bad about being 80?”

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

“I don’t wake up until 7:00.”