There was a loser who couldn’t get a date.

He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date.

The guy said, “It’s simple. I just say I’m a lawyer.”

So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out.

After she said “No,” he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.

She said, “Oh, your a lawyer?”

He said, “Why yes I am!”

So they went to his place and when they were in bed screwing, he started to laugh to himself.

When she asked what was so funny he answered,

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“Well, I’ve only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I’m already screwing someone!”