The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting…

Dad: People this is unacceptable.

You have to limit the use of the phone.

I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mom: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.

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Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones.