Joke Title: Back At You

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,

“Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.

Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!”

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unnoticed.

The next morning the husband took a pair of his underwear out of his drawer.

“What the heck is this??”

he said to himself as a little “dust” cloud appeared when he shook them out.

“Maria!,” he hollered into the bathroom,

“Why did you put baby powder in my underwear?”

She replied with a giggle…

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“It’s not baby powder…… It’s ‘Miracle Grow’!”