Marry and make a woman happy OR
remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u delivers a baby, baby’s father will die.
Lady: Thank God! My husband is safe!
There are only 5 things we need in life:
Good sleep &
Whatever u are thinking… is right.
A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Doctor: What salary you expect?
Doctor was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000/-
In order to get 100/100 in life,
a man requires 100% talent,
whereas a woman requires only 4% talent &
the remaining is only 36-24-36
Food for thought:
Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich,..
and wear expensive branded clothes,
when most beautiful things in life we do naked.
Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls’ bathroom and touch her anywhere she likes?
A Guy picks up a girl for the date.
Why are you wearing your belt around your knee.?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.