A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…
- Tourist: $5
- Broiled Missionary: $10.00
- Fried Explorer: $15.00
- Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
“Why such a price difference for the Politician?”
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The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning.”
