A woman gets on a bus with her baby.

With a grimace, the bus driver says,

“Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”

The woman, fuming, walks to the rear of the bus and sits down.

Unable to contain her rage any longer,

she turns to the man sitting next to her and vents:

“That driver just insulted me!”

The man, understanding, replies emphatically,

“You go up there and tell him off.

Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”