A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.

Things in the bedroom hadn’t been good for a while,

so they were going at it over that.

“You aren’t so good in bed either!”

he shouted and stormed off to work.

He began his working day,

and didn’t hear a peep from his wife.

By mid-morning, he decided to make amends and phoned home.

After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.

“What took you so long to answer?”

“I was in bed.”

“What were you doing in bed this late?”

“I was getting a second opinion.”