One good morning Wife was reading a newspaper, while Husband was engrossed in a magazine.

Suddenly, Wife burst out laughing.

“Listen to this,” she said.

“There’s a classified ad here where a man is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the cricket stadium.”

“Hmmm,” Husband said, not looking up from his magazine.

Teasing him, Wife said, “Would you swap me for a season ticket?”

“Absolutely not,” he said.

“How sweet,” Wife said. “Tell me why not.?”

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“Cricket Season’s more than half over,” Husband said.