A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband to “Please be gentle; I’m still a virgin.”

“What?” said the puzzled groom.

“How can that be possible, if you’ve been married ten times?”

“Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.”

“Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he’d look into it and get back with me.”

“Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.”

“Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.”

“Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the- art method.”

“Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.”

“Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.”

“Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.”

“Husband #9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.”

“Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was……….. God I miss him !!”

“But now that I’ve married you, I’m so excited”…

“Wonderful”, said the husband, “but why ?

“You’re with the “GOVERNMENT”…

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“This time I KNOW I’M gonna get SCREWED.”