A young man was planning to get married,..

and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

The doctor said, “Well, you need three things,..

A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..”

The man was astonished and asked, “So what do I do with these?”

The doctor replied: “Before the wedding night,..

you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue.

If she says, ‘That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw’,

you hit her head with the shovel.”