A young man was planning to get married,..
and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.
The doctor said, “Well, you need three things,..
A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..”
The man was astonished and asked, “So what do I do with these?”
The doctor replied: “Before the wedding night,..
you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue.
If she says, ‘That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw’,
you hit her head with the shovel.”