A man and his wife are sound asleep in bed when the phone rings.
The man picks up, listens for a second and says,
“How the hell would I know, you idiot? I’m not a weatherman,”
before slamming down the receiver.
“Who was that?”
asks his wife.
“Wrong number.
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It was some jerk asking if the coast was clear.”
