A teacher said to her class,
“Right, I’m going to hold something under the desk and I want you to guess it.
This one is round and red.”
Little Johnny’s hand shot up, but he was ignored.
“It’s a plum miss,” said a girl.
“No it’s an apple, but I like your thinking.
The next one is oval shaped and green.”
The teacher ignored Little Johnny again and a boy said,
“It’s a kiwi miss.”
“No, it’s a guana, but I like your thinking.”
Little Johnny said,
“I got one miss, its stiff, about an inch long and with a red nib.”
“Johny, that’s disgusting!” shouted the teacher.
“No it’s a match, but I like your thinking.” Said Little Johnny.