A teacher said to her class,

“Right, I’m going to hold something under the desk and I want you to guess it.

This one is round and red.”

Little Johnny’s hand shot up, but he was ignored.

“It’s a plum miss,” said a girl.

“No it’s an apple, but I like your thinking.

The next one is oval shaped and green.”

The teacher ignored Little Johnny again and a boy said,

“It’s a kiwi miss.”

“No, it’s a guana, but I like your thinking.”

Little Johnny said,

“I got one miss, its stiff, about an inch long and with a red nib.”

“Johny, that’s disgusting!” shouted the teacher.

“No it’s a match, but I like your thinking.” Said Little Johnny.