Three guys go to hell,…

When they get there, they meet the devil, who tells them there’s a way to get to heaven.

The Devil explains that behind 3 doors are tasks that they must each complete,…

In whatever order they want, to go to heaven.

Door 1 is a room with 10 virgin ladies, the task is to make them all orgasm in 30 minutes.

Door 2 is a room with 3 lions, who they must punch to death.

Door 3 is a room with 2 beer kegs, that they have to finish in an hour.

The first guy, a well endowed gentleman, confidently chooses door 1 first.

After 30 minutes he didn’t even make one orgasm and gets sent to burn in hell.

The second guy, a former circus worker, chooses door 2 first,…

Hoping to be able to use his skills to punch the lions to death.

After 10 minutes he comes out, bleeding and saying, I can’t do it… he goes to hell.

The last guy, a bum who is an alcoholic, chooses to start with door 3.

Not even 30 minutes he comes out smiling,…

Drunk like a skunk but completely finished the kegs.

Then he goes to door 2…

At a distance you can hear roaring and moaning, louder and louder by the minute.

Eventually he comes back out with a big smile on his face, and asks the devil:,..

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burp now where are them bitches,.. I gotta punch to death?”.