A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai and gets close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord,

“God, what does a million years mean to you?”

The Lord replies, “A minute.”

The man then asks,

“And what does a million dollars mean to you?”

The Lord replies, “A penny.”

He perks up and asks,

“So, can I have a penny?”

Lord replies,

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“In a minute…”