Our Gujarati Kanjibhai when he got ill and decides that he needs to visit a doctor.

In the doctor’s waiting room, he tries to find out a bit about the doctor.

He asks the man sitting next to him if the doctor is a specialist.

The man replies that the doctor specializes in ‘everything’.

Kanjibhai thinks about this and looks nervous.

He asks the man if the doctor’s fees are expensive.

The man says: “Well, he is and he isn’t. You see, he charges you Ten Thousand Bucks for your first visit.”

Kanjibhai looks even more worried now and exclaims in amazement, “Ten Thousand Bucks?”

The man replies, “Yes, but all your visits after that for the rest of your life are free!”

Kanjibhai thinks about this, and then gets called by the nurse to go in to see the doctor.

On entering the doctor’s office Kanjibhai says casually,

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“Hello doctor, here I am again!”