Joke Title: The Great Sardar

Once there was a sword competition & players from many countries took part in that.

From India Mr. Santa Singh took part.

First player came from Germany.

He swings the sword & cuts a very thin wire into two parallel parts.

Then comes a Japanese & he cuts the even more thin wire into two parts.

Then comes our very own Santa Singh.

He took the sword in one hand & flew a mosquito in the air.

He swings the sword over the mosquito, but mosquito flies away.

Then the judge asked “Kya Santa Singh Ji, machhar to udd gaya”.

Santa replied,

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“Udd to gaya, per ab kabhi baap nahi ban payega.”