Officer : What Is Your Name?
Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : Tell Me Properly.
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir.

Officer : Your Father’s Name?
Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : What Does That Mean?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir.

Officer : Your Native Place.
Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir.

Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : (Angrily) What Is It?
Candidate : Metric Pass.

Officer : Why Do You Need A Job?
Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : And What Does That Mean?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir.

Officer : Describe Your Personality.
Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly.
Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir.

Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now.
Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : What Is It Now.
Candidate : My Performance….?

Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?

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Officer : Mentally Puncture.