Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai?

Patient: Doctor saheb.. Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor: dawai khali thi kya?

Patient : Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor: Arey… mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.

Patient: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.

Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?

Patient: Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.

Doctor: Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya?

Patient : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor: Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?

Patient: Nai doctor saheb.

Doctor: Kyon?

Patient: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor: Teri to sale, to Khola kyon nai.

Patient: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor: Tera ilaz main nai kar sakta!

Patient: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga?

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Doctor : Abe teri … @#$! ^&*!