Scene: Robert and Ajit go for shikar…

Robert spots a peacock…

Robert: Boss…. more.. more…

Ajit picks up the peacock, shoots it and says…

Ajit : Nomore!


Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen?

Ajit : ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo… pulees samjhegi sui-cide hua hai.


Scene: Robert and Ajit are in a boat.

The boat suddenly springs a hole and water starts coming inside.

Robert is perplexed !

Robert: Boss ab kya hoga??

Ajit: Robert Ek aur hole bana do, aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me out lik do.

Ek hole se paani ander aayega aur doosre se bahar chale jayega !!


Scene: Ajit is worried about something. Robert is facing him.

Ajit: Shanker kaal bahuth bada maal Versova beach per aane wala hain…..

A pause….. Tum chootti le lo.


Peter: bass yeh aadmi to kuchh boal hee nahin rahaa…

Ajit: Ise revolving chair pe bitha do, pataa to lage chakkar kya hai.


Ajit: Robert, dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do.

Robert: kyu boss?

Ajit: Bewkoof, woh dayna se daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena.