A couple was traveling on a train going on honeymoon.

The train was full So they had to share the coach with an old man.

The man turned to his wife and said when we want to make love we must say “LETS MAKE ROTI”,

So they continued made love the entire night.

In the morning the husband asks how many Rotis did we make?

She said “six” He says “Five” and they argued.

The old man awoke and said:

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“Beta while the Tawa was hot, I also made 1 ROTI.”