1. Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.

Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai

… Paisa apka … Faisla apka … Jaago Graahak Jaago !!!


  1. Funny but true fact !!

A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband,

A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! ..

What do u say?


  1. A Man before marriage is – Superman.

After Marriage – Gentleman.

5 Years Later – Watchman.

10 Years later – Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.


  1. Life me hamesha Haste raho,

muskrate raho,

gaate raho,

gungunate raho…

taki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye k tum…

“UNMARRIED” ho.


  1. Wife – agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?

Husband – main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho…..

KHUSH RAHO


  1. Why love marriage is better dan Arranged????

B’coz a “KNOWN DEVIL” is better dan an “UNKNOWN GHOST”.


  1. Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 2O din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon,

mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

HUSBAND: 2O din aur ruk jaao.


  1. A man gave an add in Matrimonial column

“PATNI CHAHIYE”

He got 1000 replies all saying :-

“Meri Le Ja…!”

“Meri Le Ja…!”


  1. Husband to Hotel Manager: “Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai”

Manager: “What can I do?

Husband”Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.”


  1. Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy,

an art for a lover,

an accomplishment for a bachelor and

a Matter of Survival for a married man.

Gud Luck!