1) What’s the difference between Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu?

Gandhi didn’t know what’s lie,

Musharraf doesn’t know whats truth,…

And Lalu doesn’t know the difference.


2) Open Challenge 4 Every 1 …

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Choti abcd Badi ABCD se Kitne Saal Chhoti Hai???


3) Are you a high scoring student?

Bored of getting good marks?

Then join WHATSAPP UNIVERSITY…

aur fark dekhiye sirf 3 mahino me..

marks se nomarks…

ab sach mein possible!


4) If I would be a painter, you will be my painting.

If I would be an author, You will be my novel.

If I would be a poet, You will be my poem,

But,… Unfortunately, I m a cartoonist.


5) “Boyfriends” are like “Paanipuri” always tasty.

“Lovers” are like “Pizzas” hot n spicy.

“Husbands” are like “Dal Chawal”

No other option but good for health & wealth.


6) A young man tries to talk to a young girl…,

“I HAVE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE,”

The girl replied,

“QUIET POSSIBLE I AM NURSE IN MENTAL HOSPITAL”.


7) Vaada to nahi karte dosti nibhayenge,

Kosish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayenge.

Zaroorat pade to dilse pukarna hame,

Hagte bhi rahe to bina dhoye aayenge!


8) Ultimate thought:

If more than one mouse is mice;

then more than one spouse is?

SPICE ! 😉


9) What is Marriage?

Ans: 1st yr: Alpenlibe – Ji lalchaye raha na jaye.

2yr: TVS – Meelo chalti muskan.

3yr: KINETIC – Sabki hawa nikal de.

4yr: CHLORMINT – Dubara mat puchna!!


10) Teacher: Can you define the word lecturer for me.

Student: Lecturer is a person who has a bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.


11) Ek Bahut hi kala aadmi dukan pe gaya,

Wo itna kala tha ki koyla bhi sharma jaye

Aur bola: Bhaiya gora hone ki cream hai kya?

Dukandar: Nahi hai.

Aadmi: Accha to juta polish hi de de,

kam se kam chehre pe chamak to bani rahegi.


12) Patni charpai par so rahi thi,

Achanak niche gir padi.

Pati: Are kya hua kyu ludak gyi?

Patni: Are dekha nahi bhukamp se charpai hil rahi thi.

Pati: Kyu jhut bol rahi hai..

Tu giri hai isi vajah se to bhukamp aaya hai.


13) Teacher: Accha baccho batao,

Driver aur conductor me kya fark hota hai.

Pappu: Guru ji, conductor so gaya to kisi ka ticket nahi katega,

lekin agar driver so gaya to sabka ticket kat jayega.

Master Behosh.


14) Dosto..

Maa se bada duniya me koi alarm bana hi nahi hai.

7 baje uthane ko kaho, to

6 baje uthakar kahti hai,

“8 baj gaye uth ja”


15) Boyfriend: Today I Am Tensed,

Got Fired From Job,

Got Disowned From Home,

Mood Is Also Off.

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Girlfriend – Acha!

Leave All That,

Look Here!!

…… My New Chappals !


16) Arz Hai..

Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..

Wah Wah..

Ershad, Ershad…

Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..

Aur,… Agar

Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!


17) Sardar was advising his son on dinning table:

“Oye boti kha boti, lulli waddi hoyegi”…

Sardarni (Sharmatey huey (: ‘Sardarji tusi v khao na’..???


18) PATNI NE KAR DI

PATI KI ESS BAAT PAR DHUNAI !

KI USNE “PATI PARMESWAR” FILM Q NAHI DIKHAI.


19) Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai?

Jab sidhu laughter challenge main hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai

“Bas kar mere BAAP!!!”


20) Classroom is like a train…

1st 2 benches are 4 VIP executives…

Middle 2 benches are general compartments &

Last 2 benches are sleeper coaches.


21) Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole:

‘VAR MANGO VATS’

Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu..

‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’


22) 1 Pari ne dekha ke 1 Sher Khargosh kapicha kar raha hai.

Pari ne 2no ko rok kar kaha ke agar tum aisa na karo to main tum 2 no ki 3, 3 khuwaishain puri karungi.

Sher: “Mere ilawa is jungle ke tamam Sheron ko Sherniya bana do.”

Khargosh: “Muje 1 helmet chahiye.”

Sher: “Baraabar waale jungle ke tamam Shero ko Sherniya bana do.”

Khargosh: “Muje 1 bike de do.”

Sher: “Sari duniya ke Shero ko Sherniya bana do.”

Khargosh ne bike start ki helmet pehna aur bola: “Is sher ko Gay bana do.”


23) Girl: Nirmal Baba mobile me balance nahi rahta hai.

Nirmal baba: Boyfrnd hai?

Girl: Nahi hai babaji.

Nirml Baba: Isiliye kripa ruki huee hai..

Jao boyfriend banao.. Kripa aani suru ho jayegi.


24) Jeeto: My daughter is getting so popular.

Preeto: How do you really claim that?

Jeeto: She comes home with a different guy every night!


25) Banta ped pey chadha to upar baithey

Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?

Banta: Apple khane.

Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.

Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.


26) Wo Aaj Bhi Sardi Mein Mar Rahi Hai,

Kisi Ne Ek Baar Usse Kaha Tha,

Tum Sweater ke Bina Katrina Kaif Lagti Ho.


27) Beti: Maa GAON Me Bollywood Wale Aye Hen,

Maa: Andar Aaja Inki Niyat Bohot Khrab Hoti Hey.

Beti: Maa Imran Hashmi Bhi Aya Hey.
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Maa: Phir To Bakri Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa!


28) South Indians just discovered Kolaveri Di

But we Punjabis discovered Maa Di, Bhen Di years ago!! 😀 😉


29) My Love & my Best Friend are In Sinking Boat,

But I can save Only 1?

Fir mere Dimag me khayal aaya,…

Dono Ek hi boat me kar kya rahe the? Dubne do! Dubne do!


30) Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge..”

All Students: “Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,”

Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge..”

All Students: “Kabhi nahi pienge sir,”

Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki taraf dekhoge bhi nahi.”

All Students: “Nahi dekhenge,”

Teacher: “Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge.”

All Students: “Jaan bhi de denge sir, aisi jaan rakh ke karenge bhi kya.”


31) Bindaas sone ka,

Rapchik sapne dekhne ka,

Bhoot se nahi darne ka, bole to..

Aaina nahi dekhne ka..

GOOD NITE..