Joke Title: No Witness Left
A tough bank robber barged into a bank and yelled loudly with a raised gun,
“This is a bank robbery, everybody surrender”.
He quickly rounded up all the customers along with wet-pant bank guard together, then rushed to the teller and asked her to fill up his bag with money, which she did.
He then turned to a shivering rounded up customer and asked,
“Did you see me rob this bank?”
The customer thought truth always wins, so he said,
“Yes sir, I saw you rob this bank.”
The robber fired the gun and bang, shot the man dead.
Then he turned to a shivering couple and asked the husband,
“Did you see me rob this bank?”
The man replied,
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“No, no, no, sir I did not, but this my wife, she sure did.”
