When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,

“Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV,

but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.”

“Now we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV,

but I’m sleeping with a 50-year-old woman.

It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde,

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and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.”

Aren’t older women great?

They really know how to solve your mid life crisis.