A cellphone starts ringing in the locker room of a gym.

A man, fresh out of the shower with nothing but a towel wrapped around his waist, answers.

The other people in the locker room listen out of curiosity.


“A women’s voice answers, “Hi babe, it’s me. Are you at the gym?”


“So I’m just doing a little shopping and found this amazing leather coat.

It only costs $1,500 – such a steal. Can I buy it?”

“Of course, if you like it that much,” he answered.

“I also stopped by the dealership to check out some of the new models.

That Mercedes we were thinking about is sooo gorgeous. Should I go ahead and order one?”

“How much?”

“Around $90,000 – depending on the finishes.”

“Well, go ahead then. But make sure it has all of the extras if you are paying that price.”

The woman is over the moon. “I also swung by the realtor’s office.

Do you remember that seaside house that got snatched away from us last year?

Well, it’s on the market again. $1.2 million – such a good deal, right?”

“Go in with $1 million. If that doesn’t quite do it, we’ll give them the rest, but don’t say that till the very end!”

“Okay dear. I love you.”

“I love you too.” The man hangs up the phone.

Everyone in the room is starring at him, their mouths hanging wide open.

The man turns around and says: “Anyone know whose phone is this?”