There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club.

After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.

Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings.

One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

(H – Husband, W – Wife)

H – “Hello?”

W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

H – “Yes.”

W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are.

I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”

H – “What’s the price?”

W – “Only $1,000.”

H – “Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…”

W – “Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2019 models.

I saw one I really liked. It’s a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price.

And since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year…”

H – “What price did he quote you?”

W – “Only $1,65,000…”

H – “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

W – “Great! But before we hang up, something else…”

H – “What?”

W – “It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year.

It’s for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beach front property.”

H – “How much are they asking?”

W – “Only $14,50,000 — a magnificent price… and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…”

H – “Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $14,20,000. OK?”

W – “OK, sweetie… Thanks! I’ll see you later!! You’re the best Husband in the world. I love you!!!”

H – “Bye… I love you too…”

The man hangs up & closes the phone’s flap.

The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision.

The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks,

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“Does anyone know who this Cell phone belong to … ???”