A husband visited a marriage counselor and said,

“When we were first married, I would come home from the office,

my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.

Now after ten years it’s all different.

I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”

“Why complain ?” said the counselor,

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“You re still getting the same service!”