Titanic was sinking.

An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?

Santa: 2 KMs.

Englishman jumped into sea.

Englishman: Now, which direction?

Santa: Downwards!


Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable.

Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.


How did santa tried to kill a bird?

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.


Santa: I have swallowed a kay.

Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.


Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.

Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.


Santa falls in love with a nurse…

After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I love u sister.”


Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?

Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.


Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Banta: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.


A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again,

Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.


Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn’t came back yet!

Santa: Why don’t u cook something else?


An Englishman and santa inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!


Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..


Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?

Santa: Because the company shifted and didn’t tell me where.


Santa and Banta went for a drive.

Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?

Banta puts his head out & says “Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!”


Santa’s wife died.

He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously…

Finally, santa consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again.


Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?

Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.


Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.

After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.