Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said:
“Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.”
Doctor: “I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.”
Man: “No, Doctor, I have come to you only.”
Doctor: “But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.”
Man: “I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only…”
Doctor: “I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.”
Man: “I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first.”
Doctor: “OK. Tell me.”
Man: “I sleep vigilantly like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse, I go to work running like a deer.
I work all the day like a donkey.
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses.
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife.
Doctor: “are you an Accountant?”
Doctor: “Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are an accountant. Come man, no one can treat you better than me.”