Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!

Girl: Tum aisivaisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy: Bilkul nahi!

Girl: To phir rehne do… kya fayda.


Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.

He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga.


Agar aap bus pe chade…

ya phir bus aap pe chade…

dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai.


A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce huwa tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise?

She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate they.


Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai,

kahti hai koi patthar se na maare mere deewana ko,

twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko.


It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,

Million soldiers 2 protect a country,

but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!

Let’s Thank… KAAMWALI


Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mashhoor cheez kaunsi hai?

Sali: Jija ji, jo mashhoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!


An old rich man marries a young gal.

Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?

Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.


Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha gaate ho.

Girl: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.

Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.


Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Executive (sar jhukate huwe): Nahin sir.

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.