Train mein ek mosquito Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha.

woh us ko pakad ke kha gaya.

Fir ek matchar Baniya ke sip pe aa baitha.

Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya ? !!!”


Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain.

10% interest ke hisab se voh ek saal bad loan vapis karte hain.

Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Baniya’s son: Kutch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Baniya’s son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.


Bania’s son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.