Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
“U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one you marry becomes your wife or husband.
And the one you loved becomes the password of your mail id.”
There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.
If someone says u r ugly, its ok,
if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say
there is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
What’s the difference between Dava and Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and
Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter
speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut.